"Two men are each given a necktie by their respective wives as a Christmas present. Over drinks they start arguing over who has the cheaper necktie. They agree to have a wager over it. They will consult their wives and find out which necktie is more expensive. The terms of the bet are that the man with the more expensive necktie has to give it to ( Read more... )

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So. It's Walpurgis Night. I like to consider it Springoween.

Act accordingly.

-12th.

Postscript: Title totally stolen from watermelontail, simply because he left it drying on the line.