Road raging
Dear Majority of Chicago/Cook County Drivers,
YOU SUCK!!! Let me explain something to you - You are NOT allowed to drive these city streets, highways, and bi-ways while you are:
- Putting on your makeup. Get up 10 minutes earlier and do it, you feck-head! You are not allowed to endanger my life because you're a vain and shallow moron that can't do this at home or wait until you get to work.
- Reading! WTF!! Nowhere in the "Rules of the Road" is there a section on how to drive while reading your text book, newspaper, book, magazine, car owner's manual, etc. If you took the train or the bus you would not only reduce congestion but you could do your reading there. NOT WHILE DRIVING IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC, YOU ASSHOLE!!
- Talking on your mobile. I don't care if you have your ear piece in. To me, it matters not. You are not paying attention to what you are doing if you're talking on the phone. I know this because some of your idiotic cohorts have come close to killing me in my attempts to navigate this city, both as a pedestrian and as a driver.
I want the ability to report all y'all to the police. I want to be able to document your dangerous behavior and get the cops to pull you over before you kill somebody. Seriously. It's people like you that are responsible for this kind of awful event and related miscarriage of justice.