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[stripping]

Let's never go through that again. For one thing, I would rather not put all of you who rescued me to the trouble of fetching me. (Except for Greed. I don't care about Greed.) For another, I really don't think I like being paraded before a group of magi.

Which reminds me, if any magi are reading this?

Kindly fuck off. You won't touch any of my beloved, understood?

((Comments on the RL are still continuing, don't worry. Replies to this when I wake up.))