toast didn't work, I got her to cast everyone already

[striped_fic]

As ripped from
lazulisong's tumblr because why do the work myself?

Mer: hawkeye is pretending to be eating a human liver he just harvested in surgery
Mer: klinger needs to take notes
Mer: he is eating it with forceps
Mer: this is all just to get leave in tokyo

Meg: what if the cake is a lie tho

Mer: he’s eating something, he’s pretending it’s a north korean liver
Mer: and now he’s telling an army psychiatrist he’s in love with frank burns

Meg: what from MASH?

Mer: yep

Meg: wait, you ARE watching mash
Meg: shit
Meg: I was like lalala avengers

Mer: *applause*
Mer: ah yes, hawkeye
Mer: I love all men named hawkeye

Meg: to be fair clint barton also would pretend to eat a human liver

Mer: it goes with the nickname hawkeye
Mer: being batshit

Meg: …. I think I’m going to go get toast before I get incepted

Mer: NO THIS IS AMAZING

Someone has to write me the Avengers/MASH fusion now.

Natasha as Hot Lips Houlihan, okay? You all want to see it.

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