Here is my handy summary of my viewing experience, with a guest appearance from
lazulisong.
Mer: fandom inflated the gay quotient of the new avengers trailer I just watched
Meg: poo
Mer: but there were two shots of hawkeye looking like a sex god with a bow
so hey
they even tossed hulk in there like 'oh yeah, he's in this movie too'
'we knew we were forgetting something'
Meg: lol
"Hi, it's the big green guy, watch for me"
Mer: 'really I'm hard to miss but it seems to be working anyway'
'you wouldn't like me when I'm sad you guys, cut it out'
That's right, the Hulk is an Avenger too, even if he's not pretty.
Basically the plot of this movie is going to be Cap and Tony being mean to each other for two hours while Natasha and Loki roll their eyes. In the background, you can just see Hawkeye refereeing an arm-wrestling match between Hulk and Thor.
See what I did there, I just described both a movie plot extrapolated from the trailers AND fanon to date.
Three more months until we all get proper Jossed by a canon!
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