Basically K8's senpais (Mabo & Higashiyama) guested on their variety show. The theme was all about Johnny's Entertainment - quizzes + games. Forgive me, I ended up capping the game part more because well, it's the game segment.
Haven't picspammed Kanjani8 for a while, so I thought I would. I screencapped these a while ago, a day after this Shiwake episode aired...I just got all lazy and didn't post them up. Anywho, they're finally here now! This is a screencap heavy post, don't tell me that I didn't warn you ;)
You will quite possibly like this post if...
- You want to see Kanjani8 vs. Senpai
- You want to know who'll be the victor & who will lose their sanity? (not like they haven't already)
- You're fond of pretending to play basketball/ You like arm wrestling
- You think that Subaru has a superhuman strength
- You believe tsukkomis have the power to make people infertile
- You're curiously eager to know the definition of 'Shiiikuretto Ageenttoo Man'
- You want to know why Maru is making that attractive face? Well, why yes, it's normal for him to be making faces...but you want to see more, right? Right? RIGHT?
There's bound to be something going down when there are senpais or any other Johnny's with Kanjani8. If it's senpai, they'd be openly craving for affection. If it's kouhai, they'll be raving on about how they better not get popular than them OR that they're getting better quality debut music videos or maybe this is more like Yoko. In other words, I had been looking forward to this Shiwake. ;)
Arm Wrestling
OHKURA VS. MABO
Drummer vs. Drummer AKA Ohkura's shy smile vs. "I'm going to eat your children for supper" Mabo <3 I love how Mabo pretends to be intimidating but he's actually such a sweetheart. AND LOL @ RYO IN THE BACKGROUND
Mabo wins. Prissy Ohkura is nursing his arm. He's thinking how it's going to ache in the morning and is going to write in his nikki about it so that the fangirls will say, "I'll look after you!" And stuff like that.
Completely off topic, but isn't Ohkura such a flirt on his nikki? Wait, he's just a flirt. He likes to shake his ass during concerts - intentionally.
MARUMAN VS. MABO
Before Maru enters the ring, Yoko has to comment that Maru's parents are bodybuilders. And then, of course, all havoc breaks loose. Maru the bodybuilder appears with his facial expression exercising galore.
...and he keeps going. Even senpai can't help but laugh at the Maruman - the man that can make the impossible possible. I rarely see Higayshiyama laugh at kouhai so it's pretty cute. ^^ Even in that top cap you see Yoko sneaking a look at the senpai/s to see their reactions to the Maruman.
Hina then has to make an appearance with his infamous tsukkomi attack for Maru to stop. (Featuring Yoko happily guffawing in the background)
& so they finally begin.
While Mabo is trying very hard not to laugh at Maru's aerobic of facial exercises.
Alas, Maruman looses. Yet, Higashiyama is very amused despite being on the opposing team ;)
TSUKKOMI HINA VS. MABO
The biggest rival appears. I'm saying this mainly because I reckon Hina's tsukkomi is very powerful. I personally believe it has the power to cause earthquakes and to make both men & women infertile. That, my friend - is strength.
...or I thought it to be strength. Mabo defeated the hand-hitting machine with that wild smile of his.
Heh Heh Heh!
SUBARU VS. MABO The unwanted match
Silly boy Yoko thinks makes the unwilling Subaru save them all, requesting that he be the last additional person to beat the Mabo God. Mabo God takes off his jacket because it's time to get serious & jiggly with it.
All hope is lost. Subaru can't move Mabo at all. Mabo is even grinning while Subaru infinitely struggles to 'get on top' of his senpai.
It's okay, Subaru. We still love you despite you being physically weak. It doesn't matter. THE HEART MATTERS. WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS! Your voice can make many girls orgasm simultaneously. Don't you ever forget that. <3
Total: Kanjani8 0; Mabo 4.
Basketball
BLONDIE YASU/EROTIC RYO VS. HIGASHIYAMA
Yoko boobies. Ryo boobies. Yasu = one boobie
Sorry Ryo, you're pouting and cocky pose made you lose :(
Yups. They both ended up failing against the senpai. However, there is one last hope....
I-KNOW-I'M-GOOD-YOKOYAMA VS. HIGASHIYAMA
Yoko's excited in the pants. We all know how amazing you are at basketball, Yoko <3 Now you've got to show to your senpai that you're amazing too, because...you are amazing - like fried noodles.
It's awesome how throughout the ball hooping, the rest of Kanjani8 keep randomly screaming, "YOKOYAMA!" I swear, every time Yoko would through a ball Hina's caught yelling his name. I love it muchos.
The game ends and Yoko scores pretty well compared to his previous fellow members. Higashiyama has a 'uh-oh' look on his face because he knows he finally has some competition.
So Higashiyama battles. Maru boobies and Mabo uniboob are pretty too. Yoko's giving Higashiyama the eye, 'You better not beat me, senpai'.
Throughout the Higashiyama throwing Yoko would be shouting, "YAMATE SENPAI!" It was really cute. ^^
A close battle. If Higashiyama had scored, it would have been a draw. Yoko's not bothering to hide his joy and is rubbing it in. :) Yatta!
Yes, we know that you're happy Yokocho <3
Shiiikuretto Ageenttoo Man - repeating history
Secret Agent Man! Higashiyama and Nishikido released the single in 2000 back when Nishikido was trying to figure out the definition of 'puberty'. Click
here (couldn't find the Higashiyama version on youtube though) if you haven't seen it yet.
Well, on Shiwake they were forced to sing the song together, testing whether they remembered the song or not. Higashiyama was even asked Ryo if he wanted to be lifted again. LOL
After Higashiyama had sung his part, I laughed so much because I remember listening to it with Ryo's high-pitched voice ... so it was weird hearing it, well, low. HAHA
Ryo sings his parts correctly and then just when we think Higashiyama is killing it, he forgets his part.
Higashiyama even includes a spin to hide the fact that he forgot the lyrics. On the other hand, Ryo is mecha stunned. He is Akira`shocked. Mwhauahz.
Anywho, this SP was VERY entertaining to watch. It's not subbed yet, but it's still amusing as hell. You should really consider watching it if you want to watch Yoko getting Mabo's birthday date wrong despite them filming their drama together at the time, the senpais giggling over Sexy Zone <3, short clips of Kanjani8 when they were younger, an insight on Johnny's Entertainment & Kanjani8 failing at almost every question possible.
//and thus ends my language of flail. I hope you laughed @ my idiocy. :)
Oh, and since this was solely a Kanjani8 post,
advita_ady created a Kanjani8 Gif Lyrics Tumblr account. If any of you guys are interested ->
click here.