WANT

[strina]

First, bonus rec: Rodney Loves Pegasus (the good parts version), SGA, Rodney/Teyla, pegging. It's hot and hilarious and awesome. I heart pegging so much, you guys. As you will see.

I've spent a lot of time lately thinking about bandom stories I wish I could read.

• Brendon is a voice actor for Disney.
  
  
• BTW, everyone should write more pegfic, come on, I want Patrick getting pegged! Or Gerard in a skirt, blowing Frank while Lyn-Z pegs him - it would be a hat trick of MCR things I love!
  
  
• Sometimes all Pete wants is a really dirty selfish blowjob but he can't fuck up Patrick's voice or Patrick'll give him a dead leg.
  
  
• OMG, you guys, the story where Lyn-Z takes Gerard-in-drag out clubbing. I want it so bad.
  
  
• Gerard worries that Umbrella Academy's numbers are more about Gerard Motherfucking Way and less about the comic itself so he publishes an indie comic under another name, being supersecretive about it until Mikey brings one onto the bus and reads it in front of him really pointedly and yeah, he is totally busted.
  
  
• Bob Bryar takes no shit from zombies.
  
  
• Brendon vs. William, cutthroat Go Fish, stakes: one Jonathan Jacob Walker.
  
  
• Brendon fights with his band and runs away...to Gabe's basement.
  
  
• AAR gets someone to try calf fries.
  
  
• Brendon is surrounded by couples. Who keep asking him for threesomes. And he keeps saying yes, because hey, threesomes! But no one wants to keep him. And then someone does, because I like happy endings.
  
  It would be awesome, because come on, Jon/Cassie/Brendon, Shane/Regan/Brendon, Spencer/Haley/Brendon, Ryan/Keltie/Brendon, Pete/Ashlee/Brendon, all are smoking hot combinations.
  
  
• I...kind of want to read the story where a fan sends Gabe a snake and his band then finds out that in real life, he is incredibly creeped out by their little unblinking soulless eyes. And the snake gets loose somewhere on the bus. Gabe refuses to be left alone until a successful capture.
  
  Obviously should end in GSF, because that's pretty much how I want all CS stories to end.
  
  
• A Panic GSF version of Beauty & the Beast, where Brendon is Beauty, Spencer is the Beast, Ryan is Cogsworth, and Jon is Lumiere.
  
  
• Brendon the hairstylist falls in love with the lead actor of the TV series he works on.
  
  
• Novelist Ryan finds his muse in stripper Brendon. Harlequinesque and cheesy and hilarious!
  
  
• Single father Patrick has no time for romance, but business tycoon Pete isn't used to taking no for an answer.
  
  
• Music major Patrick falls for campus activist Andy and woos him with protest songs.
  
  
• Gerard stars in a cabaret. Frank falls in love with her on stage and again with him sitting at the bar.
  
  
• The dance company AU, Pete's the director, Patrick's the choreographer, Ryan, William, and Brendon are principals, Gabe's always challenging people to dance-offs, and Jon's the new guy.
  
  
• More gangbangs always. But I also want morning-after-gangbang where Brendon (...random example) is all sore and his band spoils him because it's their fault but he can't take advantage because what if they feel too guilty and won't do it again?
  
  
• Five drinking games that aren't I Never.
  
  
• Spencer Smith: art thief.