EATING MY LIFE, Seriously, Help

[strina]

Bandom has totally jumped to my fifth biggest fandom at this point. I am infatuated, for real. I want to join comms and ask for recs and shit. And hey! Possibly some of you could point my lazy ass at what I want

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[zillahseye]

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE who would love a bandom fic like the Sacrifices Arc.

[strina]

It would rock SO HARD.

Gerard-Mikey = Harry-Connor. THINK ABOUT IT.

[zillahseye]

Who'd be who?

[strina]

Gerard = Harry and Mikey = Connor, so I'm going Pete = Parvati, but after that it falters. Except for Brendon Urie = Ignifer Apollonis and Jon Walker = Honoria Pemberley. Or possibly Brendon = Tybalt and Spencer = John, but I like the situational parallels better with Brendon-Ignifer.

Also, Gabe Saporta = world's biggest Parseltongue kink, y/n?

[zillahseye]

HAHAHHAHAHA. Oh God. Yes! Yes! Gabe=Parseltongue freak, all the way. Any other casting?

[strina]

Frank Iero = Dionysus Hornblower (the scene where the Unspeakables attack the press is seriously one of my favorites; I love Dionysus). I think Brian has to be Snape, and I KIND OF WANT BERT TO BE DRACO. Honestly, this is kind of hard because I'll think of something and then be like, but I don't WANT Maja to be an organized psycopath rapist! There are TOO MANY awesome villains in the SA. Ryan Ross would be an awesome Zacharias, though.

Thinking about this so much just makes me want a bandom/HP crossover more and more. Especially one where Gabe borderline stalks Harry for more of the sexy snake talking. Mikey Way bonds with Hagrid over unicorn-love. Brendon Urie worships the Weasely twins. Bob insists immediately on a permanent flame-repelling charm. Shenanigans, basically.

ETA: Um. PETE WENTZ = THE WILD DARK.

[zillahseye]

...you know that this is all making me really wish you wrote, so you could do a HUGE EPIC Sacrifices Arc bandom AU, right?

[strina]

GRETA WOULD TOTALLY BE HERMIONE.