Another weekend I didn't get laid, it's a Monday morning everyday..
It really does feel like a Monday morning everyday, but that's because every day is the same, not like how Monday sucks because I should work or go to school. I'm out of work, I need my van, I need my phone, and I need to eat some meat. We're even out of Ramen! How do you run out of Ramen? Just ask me, I'll tell you how.