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I can't wait for it to be warm again, because I think the puppies get up at like eight very day, and if it was all nice out I could wake up and go for a walk with them. Hopefully we won't screw them up and they'll turn out all supercool like Shane's, and they'll follow somebody all over and not run away, and learn cool moves like how to bring me booze, or maybe to battle with nunchaku. I feel like signing up for a bunch of junk mail on the internet just to get the mail flowing at this house. Did you know there's a felon database listing full names and offenses? Go ahead and see if your parents have cocaine trafficking charges.
Ebay time!
Ebay time!