fifteen | Your friendly neighborhood paperboy does whatever a paperboy can

[strike_you_out]

[ Mayfield has a new paperboy. One who would much rather beat you to death with your own newspaper than deliver it to you. And above all, he would personally like to bludgeon whomever is in charge of these ridiculous job assignments.]

[Phone | Unfiltered ]

I don't want to be a paperboy.

But if Mayfield wants its newspapers, then Mayfield will get

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[notsaul]

[WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HI AND LOIS YOU MONSTER]

[strike_you_out]

[They are having a deep sea adventure because THEY ARE JAMMED IN YOUR TOILET, MADAME.]

[notsaul]

[okay

okay

somebody gonna die for this

motherfucker gon track your ass down]

[strike_you_out]

[Oh yeah? You just go ahead and try it.]

[notsaul]

[WATCH HER BRO

Okay, so the water fucks her up a lot, but she has something and that's better than nothing. The only problem with tracking a paperboy is, well... Where hasn't he been? but gdi those were her comics she enjoys those]