Well, ain't that somethin'!
Irony: the young actor winds up on TV, but not on any program . . . he winds up on the 10 o'clock news, an avatar of the late holiday rush, an avatar of last-minute consumer avarice. Hell, they spent more time on my wallet and credit card than on my face. On the other hand . . . shit, Ma, I'm on TV!!
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