> Dave: Resume trolling.

[striderismo]

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[oh more people type with colored font... is this a trend he missed out on while brooding at home.]

... That's really creepy.

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[striderismo]

only if youre anywhere near new bark

[utterlyupbeat]

I was.

[striderismo]

she probably followed you then

[utterlyupbeat]

She so did not.

[striderismo]

how sure are you
because she can totally leave that house
she walked out of it while i was still in new bark
i literally didnt lose her until route 30

[utterlyupbeat]

No way. Don't make things up.

And why would she pick me to stalk, anyway? There are others.

[striderismo]

she probably thinks youre cute
thats why she came after me

[utterlyupbeat]

Liar.

I'm so sorry for him. ;;

[striderismo]

dude thats really insensitive of you
you dont even know me and youre calling me a liar
ive been through so much shit since i got here
mom was only half of it

HAHA it's totally cool <3 his tags make me smile :'D

[utterlyupbeat]

If it is true you should at least try to sound reliable. It isn't my fault I don't believe you.

OH GOOD. ♥

[striderismo]

i dont know what you want me to say dude
im telling the truth
so how am i supposed to sound reliable

♥!!

[utterlyupbeat]

I don't know.

You sound more like you're trying to scare me.

[striderismo]

maybe i am
for your own good
maybe im just trying to provide assistance to my fellow man here
did you even consider that

[utterlyupbeat]

You don't even know me . . .

[striderismo]

do i have to know you
maybe im just that fucking magnanimous
that id go out of my way to save a complete strangers life
you dont know me either dude
im like the king of fucking philanthropy here
all the time just showering hobos with food
adopting orphans from somalia and getting them fucking educated
mother teresa aint got shit on me