As your new minister of defense (particularly against the undead) I would like to start by assembling a list roster of those in this town who are or have previously been deceased
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Buffy Summers. I've died...four times. God, I've got some weird luck with that. 26. First time I drowned. Second time was killed by a vamp... well, not sure if that one actually counts since it was a nightmare turned reality. Third time I jumped off a tower into a portal of electricity opening to swallow the world. Fourth time I was shot. A knight in white shining armor gave me CPR. The weird nightmare thingy was lifted. My friends brought me back. My friend brought me back. Several times. Some not for pleasure. And as of lately... kinda personal. Like everything else wasn't? *facepalm!*
Yeah, four. Sucks, I know. They weren't all for the kill, mind you. Some of the bites were for claiming, one at least to save the life of the biter and the rest, I think for the power in my blood; an aphrodisiac I guess. At least that's what the last one keeps saying.
Um. Sir Integra, the people who've died and turned up here aren't dead. Medically, they're perfectly sound. And how the hell am I going to explain Jack? [Deleted]
Regardless, there are other ways of doing things like this than a survey. It's tasteless and smacks of certain periods in time that no one wants to even consider. You're better than this, Sir Integra.
Re: Private to the new Minister of DefensefrontpagebylineNovember 13 2008, 09:03:55 UTC
Fine. Confidentially, then.
Name: Chloe Sullivan Age at time of death: The first time, 20. The second and third, 21. Current age: 21 Cause of death: The first time, indirectly, a stab wound to the torso. The second time, indirectly, a bullet to the head. The third time, absorption of a manifestation of Death itself. Cause of resuscitation: Meteor rock infection. Are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: Yes, I was bitten once, but everyone involved was cured.
name: clarice ferguson age at time of death: 15 current age: 15 cause of death: um. i was sort of... dissolved? honestly, ma'am, i'm not actually sure whether i was dead or not, so maybe i'm not even supposed to be answering this thing? i don't mean to be lying to you, and i don't want to waste your time... if i thought i was going to die and i did come apart and i did black out and lose fourteen years and wake up in a different country and a whole different reality, does that count? cause of resuscitation: i don't really know. i mean, if i was really dead to begin with. i might have just come back together on my own, though that doesn't explain why it would have been in aternaville since i'd never heard of this town before. are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: what? no!
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Note: Does it count as dead in your book if you've possibly traveled in time and aren't even sure you really died in the first place?
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I would like to arrange a personal meeting, if possible?
-- Hellsing
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I've died...four times. God, I've got some weird luck with that.
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First time I drowned. Second time was killed by a vamp... well, not sure if that one actually counts since it was a nightmare turned reality. Third time I jumped off a tower into a portal of electricity opening to swallow the world. Fourth time I was shot.
A knight in white shining armor gave me CPR. The weird nightmare thingy was lifted. My friends brought me back. My friend brought me back.
Several times. Some not for pleasure. And as of lately... kinda personal. Like everything else wasn't? *facepalm!*
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May I ask how you survived the vampire bites without being turned?
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They weren't all for the kill, mind you. Some of the bites were for claiming, one at least to save the life of the biter and the rest, I think for the power in my blood; an aphrodisiac I guess. At least that's what the last one keeps saying.
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Um. Sir Integra, the people who've died and turned up here aren't dead. Medically, they're perfectly sound. And how the hell am I going to explain Jack? [Deleted]
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However, it seems as though certain people are giving me considerable amount of trouble regardless.
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Name: Chloe Sullivan
Age at time of death: The first time, 20. The second and third, 21.
Current age: 21
Cause of death: The first time, indirectly, a stab wound to the torso. The second time, indirectly, a bullet to the head. The third time, absorption of a manifestation of Death itself.
Cause of resuscitation: Meteor rock infection.
Are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: Yes, I was bitten once, but everyone involved was cured.
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Any residual effects after the vampire incident? How long ago was it?
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age at time of death: 15
current age: 15
cause of death: um. i was sort of... dissolved? honestly, ma'am, i'm not actually sure whether i was dead or not, so maybe i'm not even supposed to be answering this thing? i don't mean to be lying to you, and i don't want to waste your time... if i thought i was going to die and i did come apart and i did black out and lose fourteen years and wake up in a different country and a whole different reality, does that count?
cause of resuscitation: i don't really know. i mean, if i was really dead to begin with. i might have just come back together on my own, though that doesn't explain why it would have been in aternaville since i'd never heard of this town before.
are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: what? no!
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