So I want to put together a list kind of like a bucket list, but it’s mostly geared towards little stuff that I always thought would be cool to experience, much like you see in movies. I’ll probably add to this list later, maybe I’ll make a tag for it. Mostly it’s espionage stuff, cause that’s what I’m thinking about now. This list might get me *put* on a list somewhere, but I’m not planning anything so I’m not too worried.
- Handle large amounts of money and passports almost dismissively in a back room of a bank after taking out my mysterious security deposit box.
- Use a retinal scanner and have “Access Granted” spoken in a cool, even female toned robot voice.
- Make an “exchange” at a public location in order to get a taxi or briefcase. (Example: “Do you have a match?” Reply: “I have a lighter.” “Counter-Reply: “That’s better still”. Then stuff happens)
- Step off a helicopter that’s just landed and immediately be greeted by another suited gentleman/gentlewoman prepared to brief me on the “situation”. Sunglasses are optional, but awesome.
- Experience an explosion or controlled demolition. (Extra points, walk away from said explosion/controlled demolition without looking at it).
- Place a bug (and have it work).
- Follow someone effectively and gain access to somewhere you shouldn’t be.
- Skydive - but have a tuxedo (or a sharp suit on underneath it all. A diving wetsuit is also an appropriate change)
- Crawl through an airduct.
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