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paranoia

Sep 06, 2006 21:37

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psychox September 7 2006, 21:33:29 UTC

"is it because I have been out of the loop with chinese culture for too long that I don't appreciate them anymore or they are just truely bad?"

It has nothing to do with being Chinese. Pop culture is generally bad regardless. Have you seen American reality TV? Or their lame-ass sitcoms?

"all the guys and girls look alike. scary isn't it?"

That's because all Chinese people are clones. Duh. You're one too.

"I am scared that I am slowly being molded into the image that this is how a good looking chinese should be.

You're being "molded"? By who? Is your mom telling you what to wear? Or is the TV telling you? How does it do that? Is it like peer pressure?

"I have so many better things to be paranoid about""Like whether or not psychox will try to molest me in my sleep," Ling added nervously, eyes darting around for any sign of her perverted ex-roommate. What if psychox caught her reading online adult-rated romance stories again? Well, fortunately psychox couldn't read Chinese without a dictionary ( ... )

stressballpoped September 10 2006, 08:20:02 UTC

not all reality tv are bad. I can watch and critize all i want.
i dont use a vibrator, i am sure you need it more than me
and thanks for making my blog so interesting

psychox September 12 2006, 01:58:45 UTC

"not all reality tv are bad."

Name one good one. Besides those segments of Fear Factor where non-Asians squeal and throw up trying to eat food you can normally find in the refrigerated section of 99 Ranch Market. Or are you saying you watch them to make fun of people. I used to do that, but even that got boring.

"i dont use a vibrator, i am sure you need it more than me"

Are you trying to say I can't get a date? Oh, the irony of that statement coming from YOU. Or are you saying I'm way more perverted than you. Cuz that's obvious.

stressballpoped September 13 2006, 07:10:01 UTC

project runway is not bad, not to mention real wives of orange county. =)
you work when other people are sleeping, of course you need one.

psychox September 13 2006, 21:24:09 UTC

I think Cops was the original reality TV show. My friends like Cheaters. It's okay, though one time the host got STABBED by a guy while on camera. They showed the whole thing, taking him to the ER and putting the guy who stabbed him in handcuffs and calling the cops. Then for a few weeks they had a guest host while he was recoering. Best reality TV episode ever.

"you work when other people are sleeping"

So that's MY excuse for being dateless. Now, what's YOURS? Besides that you're waiting for me to ask you out.

stressballpoped September 14 2006, 06:44:19 UTC

then why haven't you come to see me already

psychox September 14 2006, 16:37:37 UTC

I'm broke. Spent my paycheck on furniture and CDs and porno. Yeah. How much would you pay for an antique Oriental-style chest, anyway?

stressballpoped September 15 2006, 06:51:47 UTC

why would you pay for an antique chest? i wouldn't pay anything over a hundred, not that i would want one. but i guess i have to see to consider the price.

psychox September 16 2006, 08:14:55 UTC

Well, I'd have to "pay" for one if I want it, don't I? What am I gonna do, steal it? Or make one myself? I have no carpentry skills, and they don't make pockets that big ( ... )

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