I guess knowing Sign will come in handy after all...
Hey kids! Want to know what's better than having braces?!? Having so many rubber bands connecting your teeth together that you jaw doesn't open!!!!! Hahahaha, what fun!!! Seriously, I can't open my mouth and I must have at least 10 little rubber bands in my mouth. I laughed at them when they told me, I laughed again when they told me I would need to take them off for meals (no fucking shit), and I laughed once more when I tried to lick my lips on the drive home and forgot I couldn't open my jaw. "Don't worry you won't need to wear them when you are at school only when you are at home and at night." Why do I keep laughing at this abominable change of events??? Because Monday morning I will be getting my braces off. Only a matter of hours...