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Nov 25, 2007 17:50

If I may request the attention of certain others:

Private to the upper echelon of Shinra employees, except for Reno and Elena, who will be given apology-cake for this entirely accidental oversight // Unhackable.

The majority of you are probably familiar with a certain meddling telepath within Purgatorium called Schuldig; he's been, as I understand it, making himself very well-known around this area, particularly with the Turks. If you've not yet had the pleasure of meeting him, please feel welcome to borrow my dictionary and look up 'sexual harassment'.

However, he's brought to me an interesting proposition. It seems he's made himself very friendly with one of our current opponents, Hojo, and has been able to arrange a meeting that will drag him out into the open if we play our cards right. However, the location is not disclosed; he's waiting on confirmation from myself and your good President.

I am to be bait. Again. It's typically accepted that there is no more foolish thing than placing the strategist in danger; Hojo will know this. Take the strategist and a defense force has the potential to crumble - though business politics and war politics are slightly different in that respect.

I am willing to accept the risk in order to locate him. It will be considerably more effective than a search without leads, or at least one can hope.

What I need is confirmation or refusal to go through with this plan, and people on standby for my call. There will be no time to mobilise a considerable force within the area, so we need a fast, strong offense.

... And for any of you who happened to stumble upon any unfortunate public discussion between Schuldig and myself that hints at the potential for sexual activity, I assure you, there will be no such thing. He's a good tool, and he's also a dangerous weapon. If he's interested in me, I want to lure him towards Shinra's favour in the same way he wants to lure Hojo to us - and I have no issue with using his weaknesses against him, whatever they may be.

Thank you.

Private to Peony // Unhackable.

... It is probable that, as Shinra's PR, you will be combatting some rather unfortunate rumours about me. Please be prepared to inform the general public that I'm not having a sexual relationship with anyone in Purgatorium, despite appearances to the contrary.

Private to Schuldig // Unhackable.

I've posed the question. We shall wait and see.

Private // Unhackable.

This is 'fire', again. Unusual to draw the same card in this manner - and for someone like him, as well - but it was always my best, and he is very, very intelligent.

Certainly worth my time, at this stage.

It's also of note that this is the first time I've felt my worth since arrival. Perhaps I was bored, after all.

response: peony, response: rufus, subject: schuldig, subject: enemy of my enemy= more enemies, subject: sex life of a toaster, classification: private message - shinra, subject: fap fap fap strategy yay, subject: shu is watching you, response: cissnei, response: sasori, subject: apple, classification: ic, subject: shinra, classification: private, response: schuldig, subject: let's do this like silverberg, subject: the past

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