Heisenberg is driving when he is stopped by a traffic cop. The officer asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" To which he replied, "No, but I know where I am."

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child ( Read more... )