Concerned Driver VS M-Cow Madness
Dear Community Friend Driving In Front of Me,
Please remember to use your fucking turn signal occaisionally, especially if you decide to turn and go from 45 to 0 in 3 seconds without warning, or I'm likely to hit your ass and your precious Subaru's "Legacy" will come to an end.
On a side note, please remove the John Kerry sticker from the back of your car. He lost 7 months ago and if I must remove my "OJ Didn't do it" and "DARE" stickers, so should you. Besides, nobody wants to promote "I voted for the loser" it's just not that classy.
Thanks much!
Sincerely,
--Matt
Please remember to use your fucking turn signal occaisionally, especially if you decide to turn and go from 45 to 0 in 3 seconds without warning, or I'm likely to hit your ass and your precious Subaru's "Legacy" will come to an end.
On a side note, please remove the John Kerry sticker from the back of your car. He lost 7 months ago and if I must remove my "OJ Didn't do it" and "DARE" stickers, so should you. Besides, nobody wants to promote "I voted for the loser" it's just not that classy.
Thanks much!
Sincerely,
--Matt