For Derek (who has everything):


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In the mail addressed to Derek.

Awfully fond of you. Three more days. Love, Delia.

When Derek comes home there is a box on his front step.  On top of the tee-shirt there is a note.

Ducky, saw this and thought of you.  I hope things are well with you - I've come to the conclusion that my boss is trying to freeze me to death, it's so cold in the office that it physically hurts.  That's why I am burning all my files in my trashcan.  ( Read more... )

To:  Jean Paul
From:  Delia Sloane, ESQ, MD, DDS, Ph.D

Note attached:  So, I heard you were shot and when I told that to the florist he suggested tulips.  I smacked him for being so fresh but went with his suggestion.  I am thinking about you and hope you get better soon.


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The care package is sent in a plain brown box, carefully labeled and addressed to a Dr. Reid with a return address of New York with the words LIVE BEES written on the side of it. There are no live bees inside of the package. Live bees are not a care package, live bees are a cruel trick, but an ingenious one because it's hard work to get all those ( Read more... )

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Happy Valentine's Day, Puppy face.
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    All of these gifts come wrapped in bright gold wrapping paper.  Attached are notes, on green little cards, the script in silver ink.

To James - I hope this fits, I saw it and immediately thought of you.  I hope you have a wonderful, happy Christmas.

To Jubilee -  I hope everything is well with you and the baby.  Merry Christmas, J-bird.  Attached ( Read more... )