When I was living in Chicago I would watch the train go by my window at night.  Long metal snakes rumbling back and forth a million little yellow green eyes with little people pupils in them.  Screeching and clacking, feeding off electricity and a little reptilian brain forcing it forward, to it's next stop, it's final destination.  Only to start ( Read more... )

I bet he would do it.

governor are you retarded?

"You want the government to pay you extortion money in return for not burning down the U.S. Capital building?"

I <3 my state!

Canidate Number five in talks with G. Rod?  Jesse Jackson Jr.

MAKIN' POPS PROUD.  HAHAHAHA

SO MUCH FAIL.  SOOOO MUCH.

Soon there will be no more people left in chicago that haven't served time in Jail and run for office.  It's like running out of virgins in A Thousand and one Nights.  This guy was such a piece of slime, I hope they put him away for a long time.  He can bunk with our former governer.

You heard it here first folks.

Drunk Irishman it's early
Domestic disputes should not be screamed
Die in a fire asshole.