Meme Month indeed. Better updates are on thier way.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday shininglion and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I helped qwantz see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, julie__k (-5000 points). In June on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
stranger_dan
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon blondeinblack (65 points). In November, I exposed nilsond to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I sacrificed julie__k to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I stopped billazilla from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (655 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Randolph Carter
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday shininglion and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I helped qwantz see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, julie__k (-5000 points). In June on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
stranger_dan
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon blondeinblack (65 points). In November, I exposed nilsond to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I sacrificed julie__k to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I stopped billazilla from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (655 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Randolph Carter
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!