Oh, cut Miss Cottontail a break! She's tired, in pain, and constantly hungry for stuff you've never heard of! But don't worry, it's just a little bit longer and then you'll have a happy, calm mama rabbit and a teeny, tiny little bitty bunny to cuddle and snuggle and all that fun stuff. ONE MORE MONTH! Are you excited yet? :3 :3 :3 :3 Grandma won't shut up about it! Better watch out, I think she has plans to reach out and kidnap the little one the instant she gets the chance! And I MIGHT JOIN HER! BUAHAHAHAHAH! Don't worry, you know where to find us. :D
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You wouldn't be telling me to cut her a break if you were around her as much as I am. Trust me, if you had to put up with the screaming, the shouting, the demanding, the threats against your person, you'd be crying out for help too.
I'm telling you, Rikku, Pirates do not do well with menial household chores... especially pirates like me.
And please, dear, stay away from the lawnmower... We only have a small mower so putting hydraulics on it would decimate our limited patch of grass...
The sun was in my eyes, so I didn't make out their face. And while Vaan can be a royal tool (who can't these days?), I don't think he's quite stupid enough to try and hurt someone.
I honestly wish I was around her as much as you are! Grandma and Grandpa are nice company, and Cloud and Brother tend to mix things up a bit when I get bored, but that gets real dull real quickly and I miss my long-eared friend! :( I haven't seen her since the last time Grandma made dinner and invited everyone over! And even then, she was too interested in napping to do more than use me as a pillow
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No you don't... trust me, you don't. You can even ask her, you don't want to be around her right now. When she's not attempting to kill me for turning her into a "distorted mess" (those were her words and not mine), she's sleeping. If she's not bitching my ear off, she's sleeping. She scared the paperboy away yesterday morning.
Aren't you supposed to be resting or something like that? I hear cancer can be fatal, you know...
As charming as that sounds, dear, I'm pretty sure we can work with the tools we have for now. Besides, if anything gets tampered with, I'm sure Fran will hit the ceiling...
I've done a thorough sweep of the house for cameras, bugs and the like, and nothing. There are some hooligans in the vicinity, so who knows...
Oh, she's not THAT bad, I'm sure! But like I said! One more month and she'll be back to her old self, with bigger boobs! And you'll be getting laid again which means you'll both be happier and less stressed and full of pent up sexual frustration. :P
GRANDMA SAYS FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR SHE WILL "TEAR YOUR EARS OFF!" Apparently. And I've been resting FOREVER! I'm a hyper active Al-Bhed with a hyper mind and far too much time on my hands! I can't rest too much or I'll go insane! Even Cloud has given up on making me lay down all the time- he knows that unless I'm doing something, I'm more stressed out than anything! SO PFFT ON YOU! >:3
You're no fun, BalBal~
I suggest putting up your own cameras! You've encountered both thievery and attack now in the past month- put up cameras to make people less inclined to do that sort of thing! Or a guard dog? Guuh... ._.
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I'm telling you, Rikku, Pirates do not do well with menial household chores... especially pirates like me.
And please, dear, stay away from the lawnmower... We only have a small mower so putting hydraulics on it would decimate our limited patch of grass...
The sun was in my eyes, so I didn't make out their face. And while Vaan can be a royal tool (who can't these days?), I don't think he's quite stupid enough to try and hurt someone.
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Aren't you supposed to be resting or something like that? I hear cancer can be fatal, you know...
As charming as that sounds, dear, I'm pretty sure we can work with the tools we have for now. Besides, if anything gets tampered with, I'm sure Fran will hit the ceiling...
I've done a thorough sweep of the house for cameras, bugs and the like, and nothing. There are some hooligans in the vicinity, so who knows...
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GRANDMA SAYS FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR SHE WILL "TEAR YOUR EARS OFF!" Apparently. And I've been resting FOREVER! I'm a hyper active Al-Bhed with a hyper mind and far too much time on my hands! I can't rest too much or I'll go insane! Even Cloud has given up on making me lay down all the time- he knows that unless I'm doing something, I'm more stressed out than anything! SO PFFT ON YOU! >:3
You're no fun, BalBal~
I suggest putting up your own cameras! You've encountered both thievery and attack now in the past month- put up cameras to make people less inclined to do that sort of thing! Or a guard dog? Guuh... ._.
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