Oh, cut Miss Cottontail a break! She's tired, in pain, and constantly hungry for stuff you've never heard of! But don't worry, it's just a little bit longer and then you'll have a happy, calm mama rabbit and a teeny, tiny little bitty bunny to cuddle and snuggle and all that fun stuff. ONE MORE MONTH! Are you excited yet? :3 :3 :3 :3 Grandma won't shut up about it! Better watch out, I think she has plans to reach out and kidnap the little one the instant she gets the chance! And I MIGHT JOIN HER! BUAHAHAHAHAH! Don't worry, you know where to find us. :D
Geeze, it sure sounds like you had a heck of a time getting everything done, Bal~ D: Maybe I could come up with something to make next time a little easier? :D And don't listen to Lux- I'd never "supercharge" a lawn mower! That'd destroy it!
I'd put hydraulics and shocks on it, put some chains on the back wheels and motor to make it self propelled, install some four-wheel turning, and then put a nano-chip in it with programs to identify and steer around trees, stumps, fences, and other obstacles! All you'd have to do is turn it on and set it to how high you want the grass! :3 AND I'D DO IT ALL FOR FREE 'CAUSE I'M SOOOOO BOOOOORED! DX I swear- if the cancer doesn't kill me, the boredom it creates will!
Did you happen to see who it was on your roof? Wasn't Vaan being a booty again, was it?
You wouldn't be telling me to cut her a break if you were around her as much as I am. Trust me, if you had to put up with the screaming, the shouting, the demanding, the threats against your person, you'd be crying out for help too.
I'm telling you, Rikku, Pirates do not do well with menial household chores... especially pirates like me.
And please, dear, stay away from the lawnmower... We only have a small mower so putting hydraulics on it would decimate our limited patch of grass...
The sun was in my eyes, so I didn't make out their face. And while Vaan can be a royal tool (who can't these days?), I don't think he's quite stupid enough to try and hurt someone.
I honestly wish I was around her as much as you are! Grandma and Grandpa are nice company, and Cloud and Brother tend to mix things up a bit when I get bored, but that gets real dull real quickly and I miss my long-eared friend! :( I haven't seen her since the last time Grandma made dinner and invited everyone over! And even then, she was too interested in napping to do more than use me as a pillow!
So let me come over and help out next time! Or let me make something! I'll make it all run on solar power! (And psst! Pirates like you are too cool for chores!)
Maybe it would for someone who didn't know what they were doing~! But I bleed motor oil and sweat brake fluid, and pour high octane fuel on my Nuts'N'Bolts for breakfast! I'll make a Roomba with a tractor blade! :D
Oh, poopie. D: Not even a vague description? I can send Cloud over to check for phone line tapping and hidden cameras! He's good at finding them, and I'm good at dismantling them! You're a wanted man, right? Maybe someone's watching you, you almost caught them, and they needed a few seconds of distraction to get away?
No you don't... trust me, you don't. You can even ask her, you don't want to be around her right now. When she's not attempting to kill me for turning her into a "distorted mess" (those were her words and not mine), she's sleeping. If she's not bitching my ear off, she's sleeping. She scared the paperboy away yesterday morning.
Aren't you supposed to be resting or something like that? I hear cancer can be fatal, you know...
As charming as that sounds, dear, I'm pretty sure we can work with the tools we have for now. Besides, if anything gets tampered with, I'm sure Fran will hit the ceiling...
I've done a thorough sweep of the house for cameras, bugs and the like, and nothing. There are some hooligans in the vicinity, so who knows...
Oh, she's not THAT bad, I'm sure! But like I said! One more month and she'll be back to her old self, with bigger boobs! And you'll be getting laid again which means you'll both be happier and less stressed and full of pent up sexual frustration. :P
GRANDMA SAYS FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR SHE WILL "TEAR YOUR EARS OFF!" Apparently. And I've been resting FOREVER! I'm a hyper active Al-Bhed with a hyper mind and far too much time on my hands! I can't rest too much or I'll go insane! Even Cloud has given up on making me lay down all the time- he knows that unless I'm doing something, I'm more stressed out than anything! SO PFFT ON YOU! >:3
You're no fun, BalBal~
I suggest putting up your own cameras! You've encountered both thievery and attack now in the past month- put up cameras to make people less inclined to do that sort of thing! Or a guard dog? Guuh... ._.
Geeze, it sure sounds like you had a heck of a time getting everything done, Bal~ D: Maybe I could come up with something to make next time a little easier? :D And don't listen to Lux- I'd never "supercharge" a lawn mower! That'd destroy it!
I'd put hydraulics and shocks on it, put some chains on the back wheels and motor to make it self propelled, install some four-wheel turning, and then put a nano-chip in it with programs to identify and steer around trees, stumps, fences, and other obstacles! All you'd have to do is turn it on and set it to how high you want the grass! :3 AND I'D DO IT ALL FOR FREE 'CAUSE I'M SOOOOO BOOOOORED! DX I swear- if the cancer doesn't kill me, the boredom it creates will!
Did you happen to see who it was on your roof? Wasn't Vaan being a booty again, was it?
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I'm telling you, Rikku, Pirates do not do well with menial household chores... especially pirates like me.
And please, dear, stay away from the lawnmower... We only have a small mower so putting hydraulics on it would decimate our limited patch of grass...
The sun was in my eyes, so I didn't make out their face. And while Vaan can be a royal tool (who can't these days?), I don't think he's quite stupid enough to try and hurt someone.
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So let me come over and help out next time! Or let me make something! I'll make it all run on solar power! (And psst! Pirates like you are too cool for chores!)
Maybe it would for someone who didn't know what they were doing~! But I bleed motor oil and sweat brake fluid, and pour high octane fuel on my Nuts'N'Bolts for breakfast! I'll make a Roomba with a tractor blade! :D
Oh, poopie. D: Not even a vague description? I can send Cloud over to check for phone line tapping and hidden cameras! He's good at finding them, and I'm good at dismantling them! You're a wanted man, right? Maybe someone's watching you, you almost caught them, and they needed a few seconds of distraction to get away?
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Aren't you supposed to be resting or something like that? I hear cancer can be fatal, you know...
As charming as that sounds, dear, I'm pretty sure we can work with the tools we have for now. Besides, if anything gets tampered with, I'm sure Fran will hit the ceiling...
I've done a thorough sweep of the house for cameras, bugs and the like, and nothing. There are some hooligans in the vicinity, so who knows...
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GRANDMA SAYS FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR SHE WILL "TEAR YOUR EARS OFF!" Apparently. And I've been resting FOREVER! I'm a hyper active Al-Bhed with a hyper mind and far too much time on my hands! I can't rest too much or I'll go insane! Even Cloud has given up on making me lay down all the time- he knows that unless I'm doing something, I'm more stressed out than anything! SO PFFT ON YOU! >:3
You're no fun, BalBal~
I suggest putting up your own cameras! You've encountered both thievery and attack now in the past month- put up cameras to make people less inclined to do that sort of thing! Or a guard dog? Guuh... ._.
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