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Your Full name: none of your business. if youre one of the few who actually DOES know my full name, i must trust you (for some reason)
Do you feel like your name fits you? no, but then again it does suck so...
Where were you born? chicago
Where do you live? here
Do you like to travel? ugh...not anymore
What is your birthday? august 19th
Do you have pets? only 2 still alive. blueballs the dog and the very sick fido the mouse
Which was the happiest year of your life? does being in the womb count?
How old do you wish you were? 7
A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? dig up chris farley
Is it better to be famous or infamous? infamous
Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? hypertension induced stroke
Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? 200 slashes across the arms
How long do you plan on living? what time is it now?
What was the last song you got stuck in your head? "masters of war" by bob dylan
Sing any commercial jingle. " i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener, cuz that is what i really want to be. and if i was an oscar meyer wiener, then everyone would be in love with me"
What is your favourite element on the periodic table? is Zyklon on there ? doubtful..
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
Introvert or extrovert? amazingly, i'm an extrovert at heart.
Creation or evolution? evolution
Action or reaction? reaction
Unity or individuality? individuality
Hugs or drugs? hugs
Animal, vegetable, or mineral? animal
Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? creamsicle
Fight or flight? flight
What happened in the last dream you remember? my boss yelled at me for calling corporate about joe pissing in his garbage can at work.
White bread or wheat bread? white
Is it better to burn out than to fade away? of course
You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? those stupid little plastic things that ill inevitably cut myself with trying to open
What were your favourite childhood toys? my blankie, my monkey with the banana
What was your first pet? some stupid goldfish
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? dont eat candy
The glass... half empty or half full? empty
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
Mc Donalds happy meals. mcdonalds sucks
Reality shows ...i love american idol
Gummi bears or gummi worms? no candy
Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? kill me now then
Paper or plastic? paper
What position do you sleep in? on my right side tucked to the wall
Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? right side
Sweet or sour? sweet
What is your favourite word? right now its "that's bullshit"
Beach or mountains? mountains
Mounds or almond joy? no chocolate or nuts
To give or to recieve? give
Chocolate or caramel? i guess chocolate only because i hate caramel
Do you have any nicknames? mortis, dumbass, rikky, rikky poo, chuckles, rikkard
What does your name mean? it means you suck
Have you ever fainted? doubtful
Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? i sure hope not
What was the last thing you ate? garlic pizza bread
Do you have any bad habits? bite my nails, i eat too much, i sniffle, i twitch, etc etc etc
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
Grey... grateful dead
Human... = shit
Fruit loop... gay
Glove... no glove means no love
Plum... crazy
Structure... fault
Race... Harley
Heart... attack
Parasite... mexicans
What was your first unhappy memory? doctor saying "it's a boy".
If you could visit any time period, what would it be? to offer george bush sr a condom before he made george jr.
What would jesus do? shake his head and wonder how it could have all gone so wrong
What did you like to make believe as a child? that i was a secret army guy. that and i was john wayne.
Did you have an immaginary friend? "eddie" my blanket.
Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? i prefer a farm
Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. runt kir....fitting
Do it fast or do it right? fast, unfortunately
.What was the last book you read? "The Zombie Survival Guide"
Have you ever had surgery? does cpr and stomach pumping count? plus lots of stitches
Random fact about you...... around groups of people i almost can be happy...
What is the first thing you wash in the shower? face
What is your favourite cereal? cocoa crispies
If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? french
If you had the choice to live forever, would you? of course not
If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? only to feel myself up or something
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Fate? yes
Ghosts? yes
God? ....i wonder if adrianna put this one to trick me into answering it since shes been bugging me for months....yes
Big foot? no
Soul mates? yes
Aliens? yes
Angels? yes
Loch ness monster? no
Heaven and hell? yes
The Zodiac? yes
Love at first sight? yes
Karma? very very much so
Vampires? i have to say yes otherwise what has Buffy been staking all these years?
Beer or wine? yuck..neither..alcohol is a crutch for losers.
Do you wear jewelry? no
What is your favourite smell? pine trees
Do you smoke? yuck
Do you drink? double yuck...here comes my famous line "IM STRAIGHT EDGE....WHICH MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU"
If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? smell
Do you truely know who you are? yeah, a loser
Are you superstitious? yes
Are you sentimental? very
How many times a day do you eat? too many
Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? details
What is your favourite pie? heh....ok, ill be serious instead of saying Poontang...i like dutch apple or oreo cookie
Have you ever been close to death? shit, ive already fucking died once..beat that.
Do you like roller coasters? hell no
Apples or oranges? apples
Are you hyperactive? at times
Do you talk in your sleep? now how the shit do i know?
Do you go to church? no
If you could open up your own business, what would it be? a petting zoo with small rides to benefit special needs children
What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? first serious one? shit, what the hell was her name? ohh...Irene
What is your weakness? i breathe
What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? wow, i always cry, let me think...oh yeah..and this is so lame...the Japanese zombie movie STACY...because all the zombie girls wanted was to be loved...i guess you have to see it to get it.
Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? heh...walking pharmacy here
Is lying sometimes necessary? unfortunately, yes
Bubbleyum or bubblicious? i prefer Carefree Koolers but i guess Bubbleyum since thats what in my sack right now
What is your favourite curse word? fucker
Do you have any birthmarks? no, just scars
Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? huh?
What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? ms. nick
Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
How tall are you? 5'6"
How tall would you like to be? 6'1"
Your current mood: sick (blood pressure has been bad this week so it hurts)
Do you dress up for halloween? actually i usually do
Have you ever been in a car accident? yeah
What colour of underwear are you wearing? uh..let me check.. (i got excited since adrianna actually answered this one..heh heh...purple.. :) )..oh, mine are just normal tighty whities
What is your favourite kids movie? Finding Nemo
Have you ever hallucinated? my life is a hallucination
Have you ever been on a blind date? no
Would you want to be cloned? no
Have you ever peed in public? adrianna didnt answer this one though...HAHA..yeah, im a guy so of course ive whipped it out all over the place
in a public bathroom? yeah but i dont like to
Are you an optimist or a pessimist? pessimist
How did you find out that there was no santa claus? friend from my moms work told me last wee...uh....i mean when i was about 12 i guess.
Pancakes or waffles? pancakes
Are you on a diet? .im always on one, it just never works
Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because the birds shit on my lawn
Do you always want what you cant have? usually
Have you ever been arrested? yes but not charged
Can you cook? a little
Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? no
Do you have any allergies? im not fond of cat hair and Snuggle fabric softener itches
Ketchup or catsup? ketchup
Do you believe there is a meaning to life? i wish i knew
What do you think about before you fall asleep? adrianna brushing my cheek with her hand and telling me its ok to wake up the next day
What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? good always wins
End this survey with a quote: i should have saved my straight edge quote...now i need another one...ok...."I wish i was a bear so i can shit in the woods"
Do you feel like your name fits you? no, but then again it does suck so...
Where were you born? chicago
Where do you live? here
Do you like to travel? ugh...not anymore
What is your birthday? august 19th
Do you have pets? only 2 still alive. blueballs the dog and the very sick fido the mouse
Which was the happiest year of your life? does being in the womb count?
How old do you wish you were? 7
A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? dig up chris farley
Is it better to be famous or infamous? infamous
Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? hypertension induced stroke
Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? 200 slashes across the arms
How long do you plan on living? what time is it now?
What was the last song you got stuck in your head? "masters of war" by bob dylan
Sing any commercial jingle. " i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener, cuz that is what i really want to be. and if i was an oscar meyer wiener, then everyone would be in love with me"
What is your favourite element on the periodic table? is Zyklon on there ? doubtful..
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
Introvert or extrovert? amazingly, i'm an extrovert at heart.
Creation or evolution? evolution
Action or reaction? reaction
Unity or individuality? individuality
Hugs or drugs? hugs
Animal, vegetable, or mineral? animal
Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? creamsicle
Fight or flight? flight
What happened in the last dream you remember? my boss yelled at me for calling corporate about joe pissing in his garbage can at work.
White bread or wheat bread? white
Is it better to burn out than to fade away? of course
You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? those stupid little plastic things that ill inevitably cut myself with trying to open
What were your favourite childhood toys? my blankie, my monkey with the banana
What was your first pet? some stupid goldfish
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? dont eat candy
The glass... half empty or half full? empty
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
Mc Donalds happy meals. mcdonalds sucks
Reality shows ...i love american idol
Gummi bears or gummi worms? no candy
Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? kill me now then
Paper or plastic? paper
What position do you sleep in? on my right side tucked to the wall
Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? right side
Sweet or sour? sweet
What is your favourite word? right now its "that's bullshit"
Beach or mountains? mountains
Mounds or almond joy? no chocolate or nuts
To give or to recieve? give
Chocolate or caramel? i guess chocolate only because i hate caramel
Do you have any nicknames? mortis, dumbass, rikky, rikky poo, chuckles, rikkard
What does your name mean? it means you suck
Have you ever fainted? doubtful
Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? i sure hope not
What was the last thing you ate? garlic pizza bread
Do you have any bad habits? bite my nails, i eat too much, i sniffle, i twitch, etc etc etc
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
Grey... grateful dead
Human... = shit
Fruit loop... gay
Glove... no glove means no love
Plum... crazy
Structure... fault
Race... Harley
Heart... attack
Parasite... mexicans
What was your first unhappy memory? doctor saying "it's a boy".
If you could visit any time period, what would it be? to offer george bush sr a condom before he made george jr.
What would jesus do? shake his head and wonder how it could have all gone so wrong
What did you like to make believe as a child? that i was a secret army guy. that and i was john wayne.
Did you have an immaginary friend? "eddie" my blanket.
Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? i prefer a farm
Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. runt kir....fitting
Do it fast or do it right? fast, unfortunately
.What was the last book you read? "The Zombie Survival Guide"
Have you ever had surgery? does cpr and stomach pumping count? plus lots of stitches
Random fact about you...... around groups of people i almost can be happy...
What is the first thing you wash in the shower? face
What is your favourite cereal? cocoa crispies
If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? french
If you had the choice to live forever, would you? of course not
If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? only to feel myself up or something
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Fate? yes
Ghosts? yes
God? ....i wonder if adrianna put this one to trick me into answering it since shes been bugging me for months....yes
Big foot? no
Soul mates? yes
Aliens? yes
Angels? yes
Loch ness monster? no
Heaven and hell? yes
The Zodiac? yes
Love at first sight? yes
Karma? very very much so
Vampires? i have to say yes otherwise what has Buffy been staking all these years?
Beer or wine? yuck..neither..alcohol is a crutch for losers.
Do you wear jewelry? no
What is your favourite smell? pine trees
Do you smoke? yuck
Do you drink? double yuck...here comes my famous line "IM STRAIGHT EDGE....WHICH MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU"
If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? smell
Do you truely know who you are? yeah, a loser
Are you superstitious? yes
Are you sentimental? very
How many times a day do you eat? too many
Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? details
What is your favourite pie? heh....ok, ill be serious instead of saying Poontang...i like dutch apple or oreo cookie
Have you ever been close to death? shit, ive already fucking died once..beat that.
Do you like roller coasters? hell no
Apples or oranges? apples
Are you hyperactive? at times
Do you talk in your sleep? now how the shit do i know?
Do you go to church? no
If you could open up your own business, what would it be? a petting zoo with small rides to benefit special needs children
What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? first serious one? shit, what the hell was her name? ohh...Irene
What is your weakness? i breathe
What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? wow, i always cry, let me think...oh yeah..and this is so lame...the Japanese zombie movie STACY...because all the zombie girls wanted was to be loved...i guess you have to see it to get it.
Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? heh...walking pharmacy here
Is lying sometimes necessary? unfortunately, yes
Bubbleyum or bubblicious? i prefer Carefree Koolers but i guess Bubbleyum since thats what in my sack right now
What is your favourite curse word? fucker
Do you have any birthmarks? no, just scars
Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? huh?
What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? ms. nick
Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
How tall are you? 5'6"
How tall would you like to be? 6'1"
Your current mood: sick (blood pressure has been bad this week so it hurts)
Do you dress up for halloween? actually i usually do
Have you ever been in a car accident? yeah
What colour of underwear are you wearing? uh..let me check.. (i got excited since adrianna actually answered this one..heh heh...purple.. :) )..oh, mine are just normal tighty whities
What is your favourite kids movie? Finding Nemo
Have you ever hallucinated? my life is a hallucination
Have you ever been on a blind date? no
Would you want to be cloned? no
Have you ever peed in public? adrianna didnt answer this one though...HAHA..yeah, im a guy so of course ive whipped it out all over the place
in a public bathroom? yeah but i dont like to
Are you an optimist or a pessimist? pessimist
How did you find out that there was no santa claus? friend from my moms work told me last wee...uh....i mean when i was about 12 i guess.
Pancakes or waffles? pancakes
Are you on a diet? .im always on one, it just never works
Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because the birds shit on my lawn
Do you always want what you cant have? usually
Have you ever been arrested? yes but not charged
Can you cook? a little
Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? no
Do you have any allergies? im not fond of cat hair and Snuggle fabric softener itches
Ketchup or catsup? ketchup
Do you believe there is a meaning to life? i wish i knew
What do you think about before you fall asleep? adrianna brushing my cheek with her hand and telling me its ok to wake up the next day
What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? good always wins
End this survey with a quote: i should have saved my straight edge quote...now i need another one...ok...."I wish i was a bear so i can shit in the woods"