snippets of recent spam

[stowaway_geek]

The position will execute principles and practices to deliver the most worthless movement of merchandise through the supply chain.
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You should bring:
- Ability to identify, solve a wide range of technical and none-technical issues
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- Advanced Microsoft applications dexterity for prompt reporting
- Ability to rise up to 15 pounds and occasionally lift or move up to 37 pounds

Don't know if I can rise that many pounds.