We have a lot of typing stamina.
Christina: Have a good night darlin'
Auto response from Matt: So much for movie night
showerin it up
Matt: Aw, I was so about to say something back
Auto response from Christina: I have a migraine, isn't that fun?
Um, in bed. Come over if you want me.
Matt: But I'm gonna try and have a good night tonight. Mwah love ya
(the next day)
Matt: So how fucked up is this?
Auto response from Christina: You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life my pride is broken
You like to think you're never wrong
You have to act like you're someone
You want someone to hurt like you
You want to share what you've been through
--> Linkin Park.
Still battlin' a headache, so I'm relaxing. Leave a note, or gimme a ring.
Matt: I met a guy last night, he is friends with Perry. He was drunk as shit but it was his birthday. 19th birthday. Anyway, he let me stay with him last night. We fooled around. We cuddled. It was great. Then this morning he tells me who his ex is. Get this. This is so fucked up. His ex, is my ex's current boyfriend. Jason, is dating his ex, Jeremiah. It is a small fucking world
Christina: It is a small fucking world... I hope work treats you well. ::muahh:: we'll chat later
Matt: First of all
Auto response from Christina: "May they forever enjoy their lives of incomplete thoughts, and still get excited when they see shiny things."
What a great line...
Matt: haha. Secondly, where is my wife?
Christina: I had to watch the end of Pretty Woman on TNT. But I'm back now. And how is my beloved doing today?
Matt: Gotcha. Did you get my message from earlier? Hold on, I need to turn off my computer
Christina: Yes, about it being a small world. Ok
Matt: Okay it is gonna take two minutes then I'm just gonna vanish
Christina: Ok baby. I'll pop some Excedrin during that time.
Matt: I'm gonna grab food
Christina: hehe ok, sounds like a plan
Christina: There's my Matt!
Matt: Crap, there is something wrong with my screen. And I ordered pizza. There. Fixed
Christina: Good good. To both issues.
Matt: So yes, small world. It is crazy
Christina: Yeah. That is pretty odd. But did you have fun and all? Is he a nice guy?
Matt: Yes on both accounts. But how 'bout this one guy I have as a friend on myspace was there, and I know him, and he is friends with this guy too. Well he posted a bulletin about how he was pissed that he didn't get to suck face with this guy
Christina: Hm. That's rather tacky of him to do that.
Matt: Let's see if I can copy and paste
Christina: hehe ok
Matt: "What a stupid night. Honestly.... sometimes people just really make me mad. I really like a guy and then he ends up with his tongue down someone else's throat. Why not down my throat? God only know. I'm definately going to be single for a long time. Boys are stupid and they don't know what they really want, but I know what I want and that's indepenedence and not having to worry about behind. I can't wait til I'm able to get my own place. Supid myspace"
Christina: First off, the bastard needs to scope out his spelling before posting bulletins.
Matt: Um he was way drunk
Christina: Secondly, he is talking as if he's 5 years old
Matt: 'Cause here is his second one
Christina: Thirdly, you can't claim people
Matt: "Okay, so drunk driving is bad, but drunk bulletining is sooo much worse. I'm a baaad, baaad person. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't shoot me a message. Or leave me a comment. Oh and Tomi if you read this, you were the highlight of my night lol, and I will get with you later this week about Thursday"
Christina: I re-read my things even more when I'm drunk! haha.
Matt: Pizza should be here at 9
Christina: Ok. I won't be at your house at 9. My sincerest apologies.
Matt: haha, I was telling myself that and thought you should know. Hm
Christina: Well thank you for sharing. I had a "wish I was there" moment. Eventhough I'm not hungry. My gramma made soup for dinner. It was yummy.
Matt: And I'm debating on whether or not to IM him
Christina: The myspace guy or the one you made out with?
Matt: The guy I made out with, and I did not just make out with him but I'm a whore and my wife does not need to hear such details
Christina: Sigh. I love you, but you make me worry sometimes darlin'.
Matt: Why is that?
Christina: I have trouble grasping the concept of being so comfy with people so soon. I know I wouldn't be able to handle that, so I somehow end up worrying about others when they do that. Not only for health reasons, but emotional/mental things too. 'Cause it isn't good to think of yourself as a whore, you know... I just don't want you to hurt yourself unintentionally in the long run, is all. Thus, wifey worries.
Matt: Gotcha. Well, I do admit. I get attached way too easily but that is because I have abandonment issues. And I have standards. I've only slept with one guy and never talked to him again. Oral for me does not seem like a big deal, but that is just me. But I dunno. I'm sorry I worry you. I shall try to be better. Trust me
Christina: Yeah. I know. And it's good that you have standards. It just concerns me when like, you say under the category of regrets that you have too many to list, and then you go out and do things at random, so...I don't want you to feed the cycle.
Matt: I'm workin' on the attachment thing. I don't regret things like that. I regret things from when I was much younger
Christina: Ah. Ok. Well good luck on the attachment thing. That is why I can't be random.
Matt: Like not asking my dad to do things with me. Like not telling my mom I loved her every day. Like making my sister angry, telling on my sister, letting my sister do the things she did to me. Not studying enough. Lots of things like that from when I was a kid
Christina: Ah. Well your dad shouldn't have needed a request; parents are supposed to be there for bonding. I'm sure your mom knew you loved her, even if you didn't say it. Your sister needed an outside intervention, and her behavior towards you isn't acceptable regardless of if you telling on her sparked any of it. And studying, well, who wants to do that? But I understand. All the little things that seem to have potential for change in hindsight.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: I think all of my regrets are more along the line of wishing I coped with certain things differently, and didn't always try to handle things by myself. But that's a character flaw. haha.
Matt: Well we all want to control our own lives, as much as we know we can't
Christina: Yeah I know. That's one of the reasons I'm obsessive compulsive about cleaning sometimes... it's nice to have something in the universe that I know I can control. Dust bunnies beware! wahaha.
Matt: haha
Christina: So I never got to hear -- who were you with the night of the obscure voicemail?
Matt: haha, oh yeah. I was with my friend Denver. Some of his friends had a get together so I partook
Christina: Gotcha. Good stuff. I knew I heard some voices in the background. lol
Matt: And I was not going to get drunk, I had to work at 10 am
Christina: Ah
Matt: But that didn't work out too well
Christina: I could tell.
Matt: I was sittin there minding my own business, and hold on food
Christina: LOL ok holding
Matt: Which is early
Christina: Yes indeedy.
Matt: And now I need to put in a movie. Batman
Christina: Mm. Batman. I watched that yesterday.
Matt: Begins?
Christina: Yes
Matt: You bought it?
Christina: Batman Begins with Christian Bale. Yes. Yes I did. I pre-ordered it so it was in my hands Tuesday.
Matt: HAHAHAHA are you that big of a fan?
Christina: Yes. I loved it in the theatre. I think it's the best of the Batman legacy. Plus he does push ups and is totally hot.
Matt: Well yeah. So anyway, back to the story. Sittin there, guy whose house it was finally introduced himself then told me to follow him. And this was after I had been there for 2 and half hours
Christina: lol fun fun, kinda late for introductions but oh well
Matt: Yeah, well he takes me into the kitchen and puts a shot of vodka in my hand
Christina: And then you smiled.
Matt: "You are not leaving until you take this shot." Well I told him how I couldn't drink, I was putting up a good fight until like 4 people came in and he told them all I was a pussy
Christina: Ah geez.
Matt: So I took it
Christina: And it was all downhill from there.
Matt: He does the same thing again, so I took it too. Then he put another in front of me, and I told him I had to pee
Christina: lol
Matt: So I left, found Denver. Denver had something else, and I didn't pass that one up. And then the guy found me again with the shot glass
Christina: lol
Matt: And I was told I wouldn't leave until I take the shot. Well, I take a third then they start feeding me beer, not realizing the time. Oh wait, back up. I go back out to the garage and I said, "Oh, it's Friday, wife doesn't have class tomorrow, I can call her and she will wake up and answer the phone."
Christina: hehe forgetting about my damned schedule.
Matt: Yeah, I realized the next morning that I had been wrong. Well
Christina: Yeah. Well it was a good voicemail. I liked the "Christina...pick up pick up pick up!" and then you talking to people in the background, and saying you forgot the story ("What did I want to tell her?..") and then just hanging up... but yeah.
Matt: It was funny
Christina: Indeed.
Matt: But yeah, so then Denver tells me it is time to go and I was in no way able to drive. So Denver took me to his place but not before stopping at Krystals and getting 5 krystal khicks and chili cheese fries. Well I ate all of that
Christina: lol fun fun.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Good to soak up alcohol
Matt: Well we get to his place and he has my couch. And I mean it -- my couch.
The couch I had since I can remember. My mom sold it to his sister, and he got it from her. I was freaking out
Christina: lol I could imagine this, in your state...
Matt: It was so funny. But that was my night
Christina: Awesome. Much more eventful than my weekend combined.
Matt: I woke up at 7, it had been 4 when we went to bed
Christina: I hate doing that
Matt: He drove me to my car. I drove home, I went to work and worked an 8 and 3/4 of an hour shift
Christina: Goddamn.
Matt: Yeah, 3 hours of sleep, then went out last night
Christina: Yeesh. I would die.
Matt: Met a guy, he was hot. I danced with him. I made out with him while dancing. He stuck his hand down my pants, I was a little thrown but it was all good. Then he let me cuddle with him
Christina: lol good good.
Matt: Went to work today, came home, talked to you, put in Batman Begins. Am eating pizza, wings, and breadsticks, and we are all caught up on Matthew's weekend
Christina: Sweetness. Well I enjoyed the timeline.
Christina: Eek.
Matt: Eek what?
Christina: For your momentary disappearance.
Matt: Oh, yeah, that
Christina: So how did you like the enchanting conversation that I sent to you?
Matt: What? Damn, I need to check that
Christina: haha ok
Matt: But I am trying to blog. Trying
Christina: That's fine
Matt: But this really hot guy on TV is distracting me, as well as this hot girl on my computer
Christina: The hot guy part I can understand and relate to.
Matt: haha. Um, x-mas gift... Batmobile. The real thing, no toys
Christina: Hm. I need to win the lottery. A couple times.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Shit.
Matt: Ten, at least
Christina: I don't even play the lottery. I gotta get on that
Matt: What? You keep telling me that it will solve all the problems
Christina: I know. But one of my problems is that I don't have the money to risk playing the lottery
Matt: haha, true true
Christina: I'd rather, you know, drive around and be able to refill.
Matt: That is true, with gas prices the way they are. I'd get a mile and be fucked
Christina: Yeah. It's pretty intense. I've been paying for it w/my credit so I don't waste the cash. lol.
Matt: If only literally though. The getting fucked part
Christina: It would depend on that. Who, is a big concern. Selectiveness in the fucking action.
Matt: But some action none the less would be nice
Christina: I'm still picky. I don't want to pick up anything extra. And this would be why I haven't kissed someone since June.
Matt: Could have been August but NOOOO
Christina: ::starts kicking myself:: I know.
Matt: Mmmm his arms are so nice
Christina: Mmm. Yes. I like nice arms.
Matt: Do pushups mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Christina: lol
Matt: Trying to blog still, ugh
Christina: lol you're so easily distracted
Matt: Um, yeah. Hm, I want to go swimming. Wait, scratch that. I want to go skinny dipping. TMI I'm sure. But yeah
Christina: Whateva makes you happy. I want my homework to magically get done for me.
Matt: Um, so let us see. A time slower downer, a teleporter, and a homework doer
Christina: Yep. Sounds about right. We need a money tree too
Matt: We need to get on those. Fuck, I forgot that one
Christina: Yeah. The all-important source of income. So we need to engineer a hybrid tree
Matt: Yeah
Christina: We have our work cut out for us.
Matt: Very much so
Christina: Well that sucks, considering I have no ambition.
Matt: Well let us work on the homework doer, then it will get the rest done
Christina: Hm. True.....
Matt: Yeah because everyone who jumps out of a window on fire and lands on a car survives
Christina: His hotness protects him.
Matt: I guess so
Christina: Plus he's the hero in a movie. That helps.
Matt: psh
Christina: Tis true, I hate to break it to you
Matt: Holy shit, Batmobile scene
Christina: I want one.
Matt: Moi aussi. Omg that was hot last night. He kept talking to me in Spanish
Christina: hehe, awesome
Matt: It was interesting
Christina: Foreign languages are.
Matt: He went to the batroom and when he came back he said something in Spanish. I asked him what it meant, and he just looked at me and said, "It means, come here." Yeah, I jumped
Christina: LOL good stuff
Matt: It was fun
Christina: Yeah. Let's see if I can jog my memory...it'd be something like "venga aqui" for come here...lol. I sorta miss Spanish class, in a twisted way.
Matt: Yeah, that sounds about right
Christina: Well that is very awesome.
Matt: Very
Christina: If he ever says "te quiero" you have hit the jackpot. haha. (It's "I love you" en espanol)
Matt: Well, he said he doesn't like that term very much. But he does believe in it, unlike someone else
Christina: Well that is good that he believes in it, at least, and isn't in denial. lol
Matt: Guess what? We're not getting into that
Christina: Guess what? That is fine. So, daily dose of harassment. Heard anything official yet?
Matt: ha no, sorry babe. I'll ask again tomorrow
Christina: ...ok. Sigh.
Matt: Remind me again tomorrow, between 5 and nine
Christina: Well I mean, I don't want you to pester them or whatever. I just want to know. So I might only have class next semester three days a week. Wouldn't that be super cool...
Matt: That's nice
Christina: Mmhmm. And I'd be taking a writing course.
Matt: Nice
Christina: Yep. I'm insane, 'cause I like it.
Matt: Ugh, so excited. The next one is Joker, who is gonna replace Jack Nicholson?
Christina: Oh. I didn't realize they were making another one. I thought that was just a lead-in to the original
Matt: Um, no; they have to. It is just how things work
Christina: Oh. Well then. There is so much of my stuff saved on this computer that I forgot I had written.... (random statement for you)
Matt: K
Christina: lol
Matt: And now the ever important question: where did you order your movie from???
Christina: LOL columbia house...
Matt: psh, what is that about?
Christina: Well. I joined the cult last xmas so I could give ppl movies as gifts. And I need to finish up my requirements so I can cancel being a member
Matt: Gotcha
Christina: Yup yup. What do you mean, "Hopefully this next endeavor will be more fruitful then the last few?" Your life is so much more exciting than mine. lol.
Matt: Yeah, but all the people I've been with lately don't seem to work out. Hopefully this one will
Christina: Gotcha. Me too. I'll cross fingers and toes for you. Unless I'm typing. Then I need my fingers to stretch out
Matt: Yeah, 'cause we wouldn't talk any other way
Christina: Need more minutes.
Matt: Well, I feel like we have better conversations when they are drawn out, such as this. Like 3 hours now or something
Christina: This is true. We have a lot of typing stamina. Which is good for couple-ness.
Matt: Um, wow, I'm dirty. Good thing you said typing or else I would have thought something different
Christina: Naw, it's prob a thought I intended..
Matt: Even though you did and I did
Christina: haha. Well my darling husband, it is unfortunately that time again when we must part. Have a fantastic night, and if you need me, give me a call. Sweetest dreams -- I love you.
Matt: But I'm almost done with a bulletin
Christina: hehe ok. I'll wait til you're done.
Matt: Thank ya
Christina: Anything for you
Matt: mwah
Christina: Times infinity
Matt: Damn my internet
Christina: Tis ok. I'm reading your bulletin, and laughing that you dissed silver for platinum
Matt: You bet
Christina: hehe you're adorable
Matt: Why do you say that?
Christina: "Do you believe in... True love? Why wouldn't someone, oh because they're an ass!" LOL omg. Um you're adorable b/c that's what people are who say sweet things and make me happy.
Matt: Good good. Yeah that question was directed at someone special
Christina: Naw...I couldn't tell. Alright baby, I'm going to bid you adieu. I'll fill that sucker out tomorrow
Matt: Alrighty mwah night hun, love ya
Christina: ::muahh:: Nighty night
Matt: Miss ya
Christina: I miss you terribly, hence all my harassment
Matt: hehe
Christina: Sweet dreams, love you
Auto response from Matt: So much for movie night
showerin it up
Matt: Aw, I was so about to say something back
Auto response from Christina: I have a migraine, isn't that fun?
Um, in bed. Come over if you want me.
Matt: But I'm gonna try and have a good night tonight. Mwah love ya
(the next day)
Matt: So how fucked up is this?
Auto response from Christina: You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life my pride is broken
You like to think you're never wrong
You have to act like you're someone
You want someone to hurt like you
You want to share what you've been through
--> Linkin Park.
Still battlin' a headache, so I'm relaxing. Leave a note, or gimme a ring.
Matt: I met a guy last night, he is friends with Perry. He was drunk as shit but it was his birthday. 19th birthday. Anyway, he let me stay with him last night. We fooled around. We cuddled. It was great. Then this morning he tells me who his ex is. Get this. This is so fucked up. His ex, is my ex's current boyfriend. Jason, is dating his ex, Jeremiah. It is a small fucking world
Christina: It is a small fucking world... I hope work treats you well. ::muahh:: we'll chat later
Matt: First of all
Auto response from Christina: "May they forever enjoy their lives of incomplete thoughts, and still get excited when they see shiny things."
What a great line...
Matt: haha. Secondly, where is my wife?
Christina: I had to watch the end of Pretty Woman on TNT. But I'm back now. And how is my beloved doing today?
Matt: Gotcha. Did you get my message from earlier? Hold on, I need to turn off my computer
Christina: Yes, about it being a small world. Ok
Matt: Okay it is gonna take two minutes then I'm just gonna vanish
Christina: Ok baby. I'll pop some Excedrin during that time.
Matt: I'm gonna grab food
Christina: hehe ok, sounds like a plan
Christina: There's my Matt!
Matt: Crap, there is something wrong with my screen. And I ordered pizza. There. Fixed
Christina: Good good. To both issues.
Matt: So yes, small world. It is crazy
Christina: Yeah. That is pretty odd. But did you have fun and all? Is he a nice guy?
Matt: Yes on both accounts. But how 'bout this one guy I have as a friend on myspace was there, and I know him, and he is friends with this guy too. Well he posted a bulletin about how he was pissed that he didn't get to suck face with this guy
Christina: Hm. That's rather tacky of him to do that.
Matt: Let's see if I can copy and paste
Christina: hehe ok
Matt: "What a stupid night. Honestly.... sometimes people just really make me mad. I really like a guy and then he ends up with his tongue down someone else's throat. Why not down my throat? God only know. I'm definately going to be single for a long time. Boys are stupid and they don't know what they really want, but I know what I want and that's indepenedence and not having to worry about behind. I can't wait til I'm able to get my own place. Supid myspace"
Christina: First off, the bastard needs to scope out his spelling before posting bulletins.
Matt: Um he was way drunk
Christina: Secondly, he is talking as if he's 5 years old
Matt: 'Cause here is his second one
Christina: Thirdly, you can't claim people
Matt: "Okay, so drunk driving is bad, but drunk bulletining is sooo much worse. I'm a baaad, baaad person. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't shoot me a message. Or leave me a comment. Oh and Tomi if you read this, you were the highlight of my night lol, and I will get with you later this week about Thursday"
Christina: I re-read my things even more when I'm drunk! haha.
Matt: Pizza should be here at 9
Christina: Ok. I won't be at your house at 9. My sincerest apologies.
Matt: haha, I was telling myself that and thought you should know. Hm
Christina: Well thank you for sharing. I had a "wish I was there" moment. Eventhough I'm not hungry. My gramma made soup for dinner. It was yummy.
Matt: And I'm debating on whether or not to IM him
Christina: The myspace guy or the one you made out with?
Matt: The guy I made out with, and I did not just make out with him but I'm a whore and my wife does not need to hear such details
Christina: Sigh. I love you, but you make me worry sometimes darlin'.
Matt: Why is that?
Christina: I have trouble grasping the concept of being so comfy with people so soon. I know I wouldn't be able to handle that, so I somehow end up worrying about others when they do that. Not only for health reasons, but emotional/mental things too. 'Cause it isn't good to think of yourself as a whore, you know... I just don't want you to hurt yourself unintentionally in the long run, is all. Thus, wifey worries.
Matt: Gotcha. Well, I do admit. I get attached way too easily but that is because I have abandonment issues. And I have standards. I've only slept with one guy and never talked to him again. Oral for me does not seem like a big deal, but that is just me. But I dunno. I'm sorry I worry you. I shall try to be better. Trust me
Christina: Yeah. I know. And it's good that you have standards. It just concerns me when like, you say under the category of regrets that you have too many to list, and then you go out and do things at random, so...I don't want you to feed the cycle.
Matt: I'm workin' on the attachment thing. I don't regret things like that. I regret things from when I was much younger
Christina: Ah. Ok. Well good luck on the attachment thing. That is why I can't be random.
Matt: Like not asking my dad to do things with me. Like not telling my mom I loved her every day. Like making my sister angry, telling on my sister, letting my sister do the things she did to me. Not studying enough. Lots of things like that from when I was a kid
Christina: Ah. Well your dad shouldn't have needed a request; parents are supposed to be there for bonding. I'm sure your mom knew you loved her, even if you didn't say it. Your sister needed an outside intervention, and her behavior towards you isn't acceptable regardless of if you telling on her sparked any of it. And studying, well, who wants to do that? But I understand. All the little things that seem to have potential for change in hindsight.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: I think all of my regrets are more along the line of wishing I coped with certain things differently, and didn't always try to handle things by myself. But that's a character flaw. haha.
Matt: Well we all want to control our own lives, as much as we know we can't
Christina: Yeah I know. That's one of the reasons I'm obsessive compulsive about cleaning sometimes... it's nice to have something in the universe that I know I can control. Dust bunnies beware! wahaha.
Matt: haha
Christina: So I never got to hear -- who were you with the night of the obscure voicemail?
Matt: haha, oh yeah. I was with my friend Denver. Some of his friends had a get together so I partook
Christina: Gotcha. Good stuff. I knew I heard some voices in the background. lol
Matt: And I was not going to get drunk, I had to work at 10 am
Christina: Ah
Matt: But that didn't work out too well
Christina: I could tell.
Matt: I was sittin there minding my own business, and hold on food
Christina: LOL ok holding
Matt: Which is early
Christina: Yes indeedy.
Matt: And now I need to put in a movie. Batman
Christina: Mm. Batman. I watched that yesterday.
Matt: Begins?
Christina: Yes
Matt: You bought it?
Christina: Batman Begins with Christian Bale. Yes. Yes I did. I pre-ordered it so it was in my hands Tuesday.
Matt: HAHAHAHA are you that big of a fan?
Christina: Yes. I loved it in the theatre. I think it's the best of the Batman legacy. Plus he does push ups and is totally hot.
Matt: Well yeah. So anyway, back to the story. Sittin there, guy whose house it was finally introduced himself then told me to follow him. And this was after I had been there for 2 and half hours
Christina: lol fun fun, kinda late for introductions but oh well
Matt: Yeah, well he takes me into the kitchen and puts a shot of vodka in my hand
Christina: And then you smiled.
Matt: "You are not leaving until you take this shot." Well I told him how I couldn't drink, I was putting up a good fight until like 4 people came in and he told them all I was a pussy
Christina: Ah geez.
Matt: So I took it
Christina: And it was all downhill from there.
Matt: He does the same thing again, so I took it too. Then he put another in front of me, and I told him I had to pee
Christina: lol
Matt: So I left, found Denver. Denver had something else, and I didn't pass that one up. And then the guy found me again with the shot glass
Christina: lol
Matt: And I was told I wouldn't leave until I take the shot. Well, I take a third then they start feeding me beer, not realizing the time. Oh wait, back up. I go back out to the garage and I said, "Oh, it's Friday, wife doesn't have class tomorrow, I can call her and she will wake up and answer the phone."
Christina: hehe forgetting about my damned schedule.
Matt: Yeah, I realized the next morning that I had been wrong. Well
Christina: Yeah. Well it was a good voicemail. I liked the "Christina...pick up pick up pick up!" and then you talking to people in the background, and saying you forgot the story ("What did I want to tell her?..") and then just hanging up... but yeah.
Matt: It was funny
Christina: Indeed.
Matt: But yeah, so then Denver tells me it is time to go and I was in no way able to drive. So Denver took me to his place but not before stopping at Krystals and getting 5 krystal khicks and chili cheese fries. Well I ate all of that
Christina: lol fun fun.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Good to soak up alcohol
Matt: Well we get to his place and he has my couch. And I mean it -- my couch.
The couch I had since I can remember. My mom sold it to his sister, and he got it from her. I was freaking out
Christina: lol I could imagine this, in your state...
Matt: It was so funny. But that was my night
Christina: Awesome. Much more eventful than my weekend combined.
Matt: I woke up at 7, it had been 4 when we went to bed
Christina: I hate doing that
Matt: He drove me to my car. I drove home, I went to work and worked an 8 and 3/4 of an hour shift
Christina: Goddamn.
Matt: Yeah, 3 hours of sleep, then went out last night
Christina: Yeesh. I would die.
Matt: Met a guy, he was hot. I danced with him. I made out with him while dancing. He stuck his hand down my pants, I was a little thrown but it was all good. Then he let me cuddle with him
Christina: lol good good.
Matt: Went to work today, came home, talked to you, put in Batman Begins. Am eating pizza, wings, and breadsticks, and we are all caught up on Matthew's weekend
Christina: Sweetness. Well I enjoyed the timeline.
Christina: Eek.
Matt: Eek what?
Christina: For your momentary disappearance.
Matt: Oh, yeah, that
Christina: So how did you like the enchanting conversation that I sent to you?
Matt: What? Damn, I need to check that
Christina: haha ok
Matt: But I am trying to blog. Trying
Christina: That's fine
Matt: But this really hot guy on TV is distracting me, as well as this hot girl on my computer
Christina: The hot guy part I can understand and relate to.
Matt: haha. Um, x-mas gift... Batmobile. The real thing, no toys
Christina: Hm. I need to win the lottery. A couple times.
Matt: Yeah
Christina: Shit.
Matt: Ten, at least
Christina: I don't even play the lottery. I gotta get on that
Matt: What? You keep telling me that it will solve all the problems
Christina: I know. But one of my problems is that I don't have the money to risk playing the lottery
Matt: haha, true true
Christina: I'd rather, you know, drive around and be able to refill.
Matt: That is true, with gas prices the way they are. I'd get a mile and be fucked
Christina: Yeah. It's pretty intense. I've been paying for it w/my credit so I don't waste the cash. lol.
Matt: If only literally though. The getting fucked part
Christina: It would depend on that. Who, is a big concern. Selectiveness in the fucking action.
Matt: But some action none the less would be nice
Christina: I'm still picky. I don't want to pick up anything extra. And this would be why I haven't kissed someone since June.
Matt: Could have been August but NOOOO
Christina: ::starts kicking myself:: I know.
Matt: Mmmm his arms are so nice
Christina: Mmm. Yes. I like nice arms.
Matt: Do pushups mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Christina: lol
Matt: Trying to blog still, ugh
Christina: lol you're so easily distracted
Matt: Um, yeah. Hm, I want to go swimming. Wait, scratch that. I want to go skinny dipping. TMI I'm sure. But yeah
Christina: Whateva makes you happy. I want my homework to magically get done for me.
Matt: Um, so let us see. A time slower downer, a teleporter, and a homework doer
Christina: Yep. Sounds about right. We need a money tree too
Matt: We need to get on those. Fuck, I forgot that one
Christina: Yeah. The all-important source of income. So we need to engineer a hybrid tree
Matt: Yeah
Christina: We have our work cut out for us.
Matt: Very much so
Christina: Well that sucks, considering I have no ambition.
Matt: Well let us work on the homework doer, then it will get the rest done
Christina: Hm. True.....
Matt: Yeah because everyone who jumps out of a window on fire and lands on a car survives
Christina: His hotness protects him.
Matt: I guess so
Christina: Plus he's the hero in a movie. That helps.
Matt: psh
Christina: Tis true, I hate to break it to you
Matt: Holy shit, Batmobile scene
Christina: I want one.
Matt: Moi aussi. Omg that was hot last night. He kept talking to me in Spanish
Christina: hehe, awesome
Matt: It was interesting
Christina: Foreign languages are.
Matt: He went to the batroom and when he came back he said something in Spanish. I asked him what it meant, and he just looked at me and said, "It means, come here." Yeah, I jumped
Christina: LOL good stuff
Matt: It was fun
Christina: Yeah. Let's see if I can jog my memory...it'd be something like "venga aqui" for come here...lol. I sorta miss Spanish class, in a twisted way.
Matt: Yeah, that sounds about right
Christina: Well that is very awesome.
Matt: Very
Christina: If he ever says "te quiero" you have hit the jackpot. haha. (It's "I love you" en espanol)
Matt: Well, he said he doesn't like that term very much. But he does believe in it, unlike someone else
Christina: Well that is good that he believes in it, at least, and isn't in denial. lol
Matt: Guess what? We're not getting into that
Christina: Guess what? That is fine. So, daily dose of harassment. Heard anything official yet?
Matt: ha no, sorry babe. I'll ask again tomorrow
Christina: ...ok. Sigh.
Matt: Remind me again tomorrow, between 5 and nine
Christina: Well I mean, I don't want you to pester them or whatever. I just want to know. So I might only have class next semester three days a week. Wouldn't that be super cool...
Matt: That's nice
Christina: Mmhmm. And I'd be taking a writing course.
Matt: Nice
Christina: Yep. I'm insane, 'cause I like it.
Matt: Ugh, so excited. The next one is Joker, who is gonna replace Jack Nicholson?
Christina: Oh. I didn't realize they were making another one. I thought that was just a lead-in to the original
Matt: Um, no; they have to. It is just how things work
Christina: Oh. Well then. There is so much of my stuff saved on this computer that I forgot I had written.... (random statement for you)
Matt: K
Christina: lol
Matt: And now the ever important question: where did you order your movie from???
Christina: LOL columbia house...
Matt: psh, what is that about?
Christina: Well. I joined the cult last xmas so I could give ppl movies as gifts. And I need to finish up my requirements so I can cancel being a member
Matt: Gotcha
Christina: Yup yup. What do you mean, "Hopefully this next endeavor will be more fruitful then the last few?" Your life is so much more exciting than mine. lol.
Matt: Yeah, but all the people I've been with lately don't seem to work out. Hopefully this one will
Christina: Gotcha. Me too. I'll cross fingers and toes for you. Unless I'm typing. Then I need my fingers to stretch out
Matt: Yeah, 'cause we wouldn't talk any other way
Christina: Need more minutes.
Matt: Well, I feel like we have better conversations when they are drawn out, such as this. Like 3 hours now or something
Christina: This is true. We have a lot of typing stamina. Which is good for couple-ness.
Matt: Um, wow, I'm dirty. Good thing you said typing or else I would have thought something different
Christina: Naw, it's prob a thought I intended..
Matt: Even though you did and I did
Christina: haha. Well my darling husband, it is unfortunately that time again when we must part. Have a fantastic night, and if you need me, give me a call. Sweetest dreams -- I love you.
Matt: But I'm almost done with a bulletin
Christina: hehe ok. I'll wait til you're done.
Matt: Thank ya
Christina: Anything for you
Matt: mwah
Christina: Times infinity
Matt: Damn my internet
Christina: Tis ok. I'm reading your bulletin, and laughing that you dissed silver for platinum
Matt: You bet
Christina: hehe you're adorable
Matt: Why do you say that?
Christina: "Do you believe in... True love? Why wouldn't someone, oh because they're an ass!" LOL omg. Um you're adorable b/c that's what people are who say sweet things and make me happy.
Matt: Good good. Yeah that question was directed at someone special
Christina: Naw...I couldn't tell. Alright baby, I'm going to bid you adieu. I'll fill that sucker out tomorrow
Matt: Alrighty mwah night hun, love ya
Christina: ::muahh:: Nighty night
Matt: Miss ya
Christina: I miss you terribly, hence all my harassment
Matt: hehe
Christina: Sweet dreams, love you