"Striking more fear into the Japanese hearts than Hiroshima!" (or Godzilla)
Christina: I love you.
Auto response from Matt: OMFG!
I already got paid by Best Buy!
I love automatic deposit!
I'm in the money
I'm in the money
I don't know how the rest of the song goes, but I'm in the money!
Matt: And why is that?
Christina: General statement. Gotta focus on the positives after failing tests, you know.
Matt: Gotcha. Well you are gonna love me even more because I'm gonna have my tongue repunctured later. Hopefully ::crosses fingers::
Christina: hehe sweetness. Is this my investment?
Matt: Nope, Best Buy's
Christina: Ooh nice. So as long as they let you have time off, that'll be spiffy. hehe
Matt: Still actually haven't put in the request. I keep forgetting:-( Sorry
Christina: That saddens me. You must not want to come up here that badly...
Matt: That is such a lie!
Christina: Well! Then get on that, 'cause you can't come if you don't have the time off.
Matt: I KNOW. Whoops, no caps lock was needed for that
Christina: I'm just saying.
Matt: Ugh, so my mom just called
Christina: What'd she had to say?
Matt: Nothing, except that there is food in the freezer. A lot of good that does me today when I am leaving tomorrow. And it was only waffles.
Christina: GODDAMN. Yeah. You're going to be amazed at the stockpiles of food everywhere here. In Windsor, in Hiram....yeah. Sheesh.
Matt: Mmm, real food, it's been so long I don't know if I can fathom the thought
Christina: Oh. You're going to fathom a lot. I don't even think that's a way to apply that word. I don't even really care.
Matt: hehe
Christina; AND when you come, we can so cuddle by a fire. hahaha that's like the highlight-thought of my dad putting in a wood stove.
Matt: hahaha
Christina: I get to help put the sucker in this weekend. It should be a treat...of my dad and I switching off on yelling obscenities.
Matt: Oh good lord
Christina: Yep yep. High-quality father/daughter bonding. And tomorrow's his b-day too...yippee
Matt: Well at least you remembered
Christina: This is true. I asked my mom this morning if we were doing anything for it/if I should come home, and she's like, "Well, he wanted to put the stove in..." as if that's a birthday treat, good grief.
Matt: Well it might be for him
Christina: Eww that is twisted
Matt: He's your father
Christina: Hm. True. So what all do you have to do today?
Matt: Pierce my tongue and go by Kirklands to pick up my paycheck and go by my dad's to move clothes from washer to dryer
Christina: That's exciting. MORE money?! Whatever are you going to do
Matt: Lookin to move out
Christina: Sounds reasonable... with the guys?
Matt: Um, I don't know. Just move out
Christina: Well, I think my room's still for rent, lol. You'd get free food with the deal if you can handle my junk being in there. She bought this memory foam thing for the queen-bed so it's a lot comfy-er now.
Matt: Well that's good
Christina: Indeed. My dad was pissed that she bought it, but whatever.
Matt: So did you go home yesterday?
Christina: Yeah, the intention was to discuss the loan-thing
Matt: And Ireland...... yeah
Christina: Basically there was no discussion, b/c before talking about it they upset me greatly, so I just went over to my grandma's. And then Shauna called, and I went to see her. This morning I asked mom how much to get the loan for, and she said, "The whole amount." So yeah.
Matt: Well that was an awesome discussion. Two points for your parents
Christina: Yeah. Well....ok. This is why I was upset (paragraph form coming). So back when they moved that queen-bed into my room, the rationale consisted in including the practicality of having the futon across from the entertainment stand in the "dining" room, so you could sit there and play video games or whatever. Which was fine, although it pissed me off anyway. So ok. I go home yesterday, and the living room is in shambles b/c he was trying to figure out where to put the stove. Some of the stuff from the living room (I think all the tapes/dvds) are getting moved into the "dining" room to be stored. So I ask about the entertainment stand, and mom says she wants to get rid of it, and put the tv in my room. On my cd-player setup. Which I don't want, b/c it's too low, and would be out of place, and I never watch tv. And thus this also defeats the purpose of me having to have their stupid queen-size bed in my room, if the tv is going to be moved, anyway. So I told her if they put that tv in my room while I was gone, I was going to wait til winter and throw it in the snow.
Matt: haha, sorry, that sucks but you throwing a tv in the snow is funny. But that defeats the entire purpose
Christina: lol yeah.
Matt: I think they should just move everything back and rearrange the basement. No one lives down there, besides the cats
Christina: hehe this is true! But see Matt, the problem lies in that being logical. They are not logical. Even my grandma gets upset when I start telling her these things...oh, and dad wants to build a mini-staircase for Indie so it's easier for him to get on their bed.
Matt: Well that I don't forsee a problem with, other than timewasting. But whatever
Christina: It's just...stupid. lol. And will take up space. And he's prob too stupid to use it anyway. I don't have anything enlightening to share today. I'm sorry.
Matt: Psh. I'm never enlightening. Oh, other than the fact that I'm giving up on that one guy all together. Forgot to tell you that one
Christina: That one guy. Perry?
Matt: ha no
Christina: Um. Jay? But I thought you gave up on him already.
Matt: Yeah, I gave up on him a while ago. But no not him
Christina: Well damn. Um....which guy, then?
Matt: That one guy from a few weeks back. Tried to get him to go out with me. Fooled around with him. Yeah, you don't remember but it's okay
Christina: I'm sorry.
Matt: Doesn't matter; I've given up on him
Christina: I should remember, but they blur together since I've never met them.
Matt: I understand
Christina: I'll have to keep a cheat book around so I can keep track of your socialness. You always know who I refer to....lol. Ah I need to get out more.
Matt: haha I've decided that going out is overrated. I always end up going home alone
Christina: Yeah welcome to my world. It's pretty depressing. Maybe if we have enough earthquakes and hurricanes, somehow Florida and Ohio will get closer, so you can come over to my house more often.
Matt: haha did you hear how the evangelists were saying that the hurricanes were god's way of punishing the gays?
Christina: No, I missed that.
Matt: Yeah, first New Orleans and now Miami
Christina: I think all of the hardcore Christians need to take a retreat on a cruise ship during hurricane season.
Matt: Next an earthquake will hit San Francisco
Christina: Oy. I hate when people misuse the concept of "cause and effect" to suit their agendas........
Matt: Well after Cali will be New York City. A tidal wave is gonna take it out. And then all of Canada will be wiped off the face of the earth some how
Christina: lol yeehaw
Matt: Yeah it is raining. My car needed a bath
Christina: Yeah. I saw the projections for the hurricane's path. You're going to get a nice soaking.
Matt: Goodie. We've needed some rain!
Christina: ..I'll bet. I like how now, for the rest of the season, hurricanes will be Greek letters.
Matt: What? I missed that one. And you know what pisses me off?
Christina: They only use so many names each season. And Wilma was the last one on the list.
Matt: I told my parents that this season was gonna be the worst yet. We've never gotten that far into the alphabet, and now we are using Greek letters
Christina: Yep. The next one. "In the event that more than 21 named tropical cyclones occur in the Atlantic basin in a season, additional storms will take names from the Greek alphabet: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and so on. "
Matt: Dang
Christina: Yeah...we're so fucked in the long term.
Matt: What else is new?
Christina: Nothing. It's just kinda sad. In 2010 the list of names includes yours. Isn't that fun?
Matt: Sweetness, that's what I've been waiting for
Christina: I thought so. The closest thing to my name is Chris, being applied next year.
Matt: To wipe out an entire city and live on as one of the worst things to happen to it
Christina: LOL yeah, adds a special spark to your name
Matt: Yep. "I destroyed 'such and such'"
Christina: Indeed. Hear me roar. Damn. If we were in the eastern north Pacific, there are Cristina hurricanes. 'Cause, I mean, I don't really need that "h" in there.
Matt: haha well killing Japs and Russians is cool too though
Christina: LOL omg I can't believe you said it like that....fucking hilarious.
Matt: Well, you can stake claim to it or at least your name kinda can
Christina: hehe true
Christina: "Striking more fear into the Japanese' hearts than Hiroshima!" that'd be a fun tagline for my name.
Matt: Or godzilla. That would be funnier, but that is just me
Christina: Oh right. Can't forget Godzilla. If you were here I'd make the Godzilla sound. But I can't spell it.
Matt: RAROWR or the sort
Christina: hehe yeah. Classic.
Matt: Okay, well I'm gonna catch up on some movie watching, and I can't move my computer. Stupid dial up. But if you need me, IM me, I should hear it
Christina: Grr argh. Ok then. Enjoy your movie love.
Matt: Movies. Plural
Christina: Movies. Plural. Got it. You're so ambitious. I miss you. Wish I was there. I like being that ambitious.
Christina: How was work darling?
Matt: Ugh
Christina: What happened?
Matt: Money is good. Nothing, just long but fun still
Christina: Gotcha. Well I'm glad you still like it. Did you get my harassing text?
Matt: Yes, and I told my boss and he gave me some bad news. No time off until February. But then I told him that when I was hired they said I could have time off at the beginning of the New Year, and he said since I was the first to come to him he would see what he could do
Christina: K. Well honey I'm going to pass out here, so I'm going to bid you goodnight. Sweet dreams.
Matt: Alrighty, night hun. Mwah
Auto response from Matt: OMFG!
I already got paid by Best Buy!
I love automatic deposit!
I'm in the money
I'm in the money
I don't know how the rest of the song goes, but I'm in the money!
Matt: And why is that?
Christina: General statement. Gotta focus on the positives after failing tests, you know.
Matt: Gotcha. Well you are gonna love me even more because I'm gonna have my tongue repunctured later. Hopefully ::crosses fingers::
Christina: hehe sweetness. Is this my investment?
Matt: Nope, Best Buy's
Christina: Ooh nice. So as long as they let you have time off, that'll be spiffy. hehe
Matt: Still actually haven't put in the request. I keep forgetting:-( Sorry
Christina: That saddens me. You must not want to come up here that badly...
Matt: That is such a lie!
Christina: Well! Then get on that, 'cause you can't come if you don't have the time off.
Matt: I KNOW. Whoops, no caps lock was needed for that
Christina: I'm just saying.
Matt: Ugh, so my mom just called
Christina: What'd she had to say?
Matt: Nothing, except that there is food in the freezer. A lot of good that does me today when I am leaving tomorrow. And it was only waffles.
Christina: GODDAMN. Yeah. You're going to be amazed at the stockpiles of food everywhere here. In Windsor, in Hiram....yeah. Sheesh.
Matt: Mmm, real food, it's been so long I don't know if I can fathom the thought
Christina: Oh. You're going to fathom a lot. I don't even think that's a way to apply that word. I don't even really care.
Matt: hehe
Christina; AND when you come, we can so cuddle by a fire. hahaha that's like the highlight-thought of my dad putting in a wood stove.
Matt: hahaha
Christina: I get to help put the sucker in this weekend. It should be a treat...of my dad and I switching off on yelling obscenities.
Matt: Oh good lord
Christina: Yep yep. High-quality father/daughter bonding. And tomorrow's his b-day too...yippee
Matt: Well at least you remembered
Christina: This is true. I asked my mom this morning if we were doing anything for it/if I should come home, and she's like, "Well, he wanted to put the stove in..." as if that's a birthday treat, good grief.
Matt: Well it might be for him
Christina: Eww that is twisted
Matt: He's your father
Christina: Hm. True. So what all do you have to do today?
Matt: Pierce my tongue and go by Kirklands to pick up my paycheck and go by my dad's to move clothes from washer to dryer
Christina: That's exciting. MORE money?! Whatever are you going to do
Matt: Lookin to move out
Christina: Sounds reasonable... with the guys?
Matt: Um, I don't know. Just move out
Christina: Well, I think my room's still for rent, lol. You'd get free food with the deal if you can handle my junk being in there. She bought this memory foam thing for the queen-bed so it's a lot comfy-er now.
Matt: Well that's good
Christina: Indeed. My dad was pissed that she bought it, but whatever.
Matt: So did you go home yesterday?
Christina: Yeah, the intention was to discuss the loan-thing
Matt: And Ireland...... yeah
Christina: Basically there was no discussion, b/c before talking about it they upset me greatly, so I just went over to my grandma's. And then Shauna called, and I went to see her. This morning I asked mom how much to get the loan for, and she said, "The whole amount." So yeah.
Matt: Well that was an awesome discussion. Two points for your parents
Christina: Yeah. Well....ok. This is why I was upset (paragraph form coming). So back when they moved that queen-bed into my room, the rationale consisted in including the practicality of having the futon across from the entertainment stand in the "dining" room, so you could sit there and play video games or whatever. Which was fine, although it pissed me off anyway. So ok. I go home yesterday, and the living room is in shambles b/c he was trying to figure out where to put the stove. Some of the stuff from the living room (I think all the tapes/dvds) are getting moved into the "dining" room to be stored. So I ask about the entertainment stand, and mom says she wants to get rid of it, and put the tv in my room. On my cd-player setup. Which I don't want, b/c it's too low, and would be out of place, and I never watch tv. And thus this also defeats the purpose of me having to have their stupid queen-size bed in my room, if the tv is going to be moved, anyway. So I told her if they put that tv in my room while I was gone, I was going to wait til winter and throw it in the snow.
Matt: haha, sorry, that sucks but you throwing a tv in the snow is funny. But that defeats the entire purpose
Christina: lol yeah.
Matt: I think they should just move everything back and rearrange the basement. No one lives down there, besides the cats
Christina: hehe this is true! But see Matt, the problem lies in that being logical. They are not logical. Even my grandma gets upset when I start telling her these things...oh, and dad wants to build a mini-staircase for Indie so it's easier for him to get on their bed.
Matt: Well that I don't forsee a problem with, other than timewasting. But whatever
Christina: It's just...stupid. lol. And will take up space. And he's prob too stupid to use it anyway. I don't have anything enlightening to share today. I'm sorry.
Matt: Psh. I'm never enlightening. Oh, other than the fact that I'm giving up on that one guy all together. Forgot to tell you that one
Christina: That one guy. Perry?
Matt: ha no
Christina: Um. Jay? But I thought you gave up on him already.
Matt: Yeah, I gave up on him a while ago. But no not him
Christina: Well damn. Um....which guy, then?
Matt: That one guy from a few weeks back. Tried to get him to go out with me. Fooled around with him. Yeah, you don't remember but it's okay
Christina: I'm sorry.
Matt: Doesn't matter; I've given up on him
Christina: I should remember, but they blur together since I've never met them.
Matt: I understand
Christina: I'll have to keep a cheat book around so I can keep track of your socialness. You always know who I refer to....lol. Ah I need to get out more.
Matt: haha I've decided that going out is overrated. I always end up going home alone
Christina: Yeah welcome to my world. It's pretty depressing. Maybe if we have enough earthquakes and hurricanes, somehow Florida and Ohio will get closer, so you can come over to my house more often.
Matt: haha did you hear how the evangelists were saying that the hurricanes were god's way of punishing the gays?
Christina: No, I missed that.
Matt: Yeah, first New Orleans and now Miami
Christina: I think all of the hardcore Christians need to take a retreat on a cruise ship during hurricane season.
Matt: Next an earthquake will hit San Francisco
Christina: Oy. I hate when people misuse the concept of "cause and effect" to suit their agendas........
Matt: Well after Cali will be New York City. A tidal wave is gonna take it out. And then all of Canada will be wiped off the face of the earth some how
Christina: lol yeehaw
Matt: Yeah it is raining. My car needed a bath
Christina: Yeah. I saw the projections for the hurricane's path. You're going to get a nice soaking.
Matt: Goodie. We've needed some rain!
Christina: ..I'll bet. I like how now, for the rest of the season, hurricanes will be Greek letters.
Matt: What? I missed that one. And you know what pisses me off?
Christina: They only use so many names each season. And Wilma was the last one on the list.
Matt: I told my parents that this season was gonna be the worst yet. We've never gotten that far into the alphabet, and now we are using Greek letters
Christina: Yep. The next one. "In the event that more than 21 named tropical cyclones occur in the Atlantic basin in a season, additional storms will take names from the Greek alphabet: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and so on. "
Matt: Dang
Christina: Yeah...we're so fucked in the long term.
Matt: What else is new?
Christina: Nothing. It's just kinda sad. In 2010 the list of names includes yours. Isn't that fun?
Matt: Sweetness, that's what I've been waiting for
Christina: I thought so. The closest thing to my name is Chris, being applied next year.
Matt: To wipe out an entire city and live on as one of the worst things to happen to it
Christina: LOL yeah, adds a special spark to your name
Matt: Yep. "I destroyed 'such and such'"
Christina: Indeed. Hear me roar. Damn. If we were in the eastern north Pacific, there are Cristina hurricanes. 'Cause, I mean, I don't really need that "h" in there.
Matt: haha well killing Japs and Russians is cool too though
Christina: LOL omg I can't believe you said it like that....fucking hilarious.
Matt: Well, you can stake claim to it or at least your name kinda can
Christina: hehe true
Christina: "Striking more fear into the Japanese' hearts than Hiroshima!" that'd be a fun tagline for my name.
Matt: Or godzilla. That would be funnier, but that is just me
Christina: Oh right. Can't forget Godzilla. If you were here I'd make the Godzilla sound. But I can't spell it.
Matt: RAROWR or the sort
Christina: hehe yeah. Classic.
Matt: Okay, well I'm gonna catch up on some movie watching, and I can't move my computer. Stupid dial up. But if you need me, IM me, I should hear it
Christina: Grr argh. Ok then. Enjoy your movie love.
Matt: Movies. Plural
Christina: Movies. Plural. Got it. You're so ambitious. I miss you. Wish I was there. I like being that ambitious.
Christina: How was work darling?
Matt: Ugh
Christina: What happened?
Matt: Money is good. Nothing, just long but fun still
Christina: Gotcha. Well I'm glad you still like it. Did you get my harassing text?
Matt: Yes, and I told my boss and he gave me some bad news. No time off until February. But then I told him that when I was hired they said I could have time off at the beginning of the New Year, and he said since I was the first to come to him he would see what he could do
Christina: K. Well honey I'm going to pass out here, so I'm going to bid you goodnight. Sweet dreams.
Matt: Alrighty, night hun. Mwah