Fic: Untitled Drabble [Glee]
Prompt: Here
"Delivery for Noah Puckerman."
"I didn't order anything."
"Then I'll have to return your hot, loud and obnoxious girlfriend to the factory."
Story:
The intercom by the door was buzzing, which was completely not cool because Noah had been at the bar until 3:30 this morning cleaning up and he really needed his sleep. “What,” he barked into the intercom, using his free hand to support himself against the wall.
“Delivery for Noah Puckerman.”
He looked at the clock. Six A.M. There's no way this was legit. “I didn't order anything,” he said after a moment.
“Then I'll just have to return your hot, loud and obnoxious girlfriend to the factory so that I can have some alone time with my boyfriend. Noah Puckerman, you buzz us in right now or I will end you.”
He buzzed Kurt and Rachel in and drowsily waited for them by the door. There were three short knocks at the door and Noah opened it to reveal his hot, loud and obnoxious girlfriend and her best friend. “What?”
“Rachel is going to spend some time with you today,” Kurt said, pushing the tiny girl forward. “Don't bring her back until tomorrow afternoon. We just . . . I just . . . just keep her here. Okay? Okay. Great. Bye!” Kurt spun around and stalked off.
“What's with him?”
“It's their anniversary or something and I wouldn't leave,” Rachel smirked.
“Why,” he puzzled, pulling her towards him with one arm and closing the door with the other.
“Because it annoys him,” she said, her smile growing.
He smiled back. “That's my girl. Let's go to bed.”