if you're feeling sinister
"OK, I'll see you tomorrow!"
"OK, I'll see you in heaven!"
5 Favorites in Austin:
1. Making out with girls.
2. The tip we left that waiter at Kerbey Lane.
3. Friday the 13th - example(s): (a) "Meg's reaction to terror is terrifying." (b) "You are in charge of the hobo stick so you can beat off the hookers." (c) "That fucking long house." (d) "I want to yank away his virginity." (e) The quote that opens this entry.
4. The deaf people phone service.
5. Phil and Hillary, because we are a family and I am the father.
5 First Impressions of Boston:
1. It is not cold. I am not happy. I prepared for that shit.
2. I missed the Charles.
3. I do not miss my allergies.
4. It is missing Hillary, and I am consequently missing her.
5. It is 5 PM and pitch black outside. I am not happy. I did not prepare for that shit.
Upsetting: I wore an entirely blue outfit today with green socks.
Engaging: The iPod.
Funny: The guy next to me on the plane to Dallas sang songs from Ferris Beuller's Day Off the whole 35 minutes of the trip.
"OK, I'll see you in heaven!"
5 Favorites in Austin:
1. Making out with girls.
2. The tip we left that waiter at Kerbey Lane.
3. Friday the 13th - example(s): (a) "Meg's reaction to terror is terrifying." (b) "You are in charge of the hobo stick so you can beat off the hookers." (c) "That fucking long house." (d) "I want to yank away his virginity." (e) The quote that opens this entry.
4. The deaf people phone service.
5. Phil and Hillary, because we are a family and I am the father.
5 First Impressions of Boston:
1. It is not cold. I am not happy. I prepared for that shit.
2. I missed the Charles.
3. I do not miss my allergies.
4. It is missing Hillary, and I am consequently missing her.
5. It is 5 PM and pitch black outside. I am not happy. I did not prepare for that shit.
Upsetting: I wore an entirely blue outfit today with green socks.
Engaging: The iPod.
Funny: The guy next to me on the plane to Dallas sang songs from Ferris Beuller's Day Off the whole 35 minutes of the trip.