I Like You ... I Think
moth_001 knows just what to say to make a woman feel loved. No, really.
You taste like ass, he says as I nuzzle him. Or melon*. One of the two. He pauses. I think I'd rather taste ass than melon**.
Honesty. I highly recommend it.
* In his defence, he is allergic to melon, and I, a watermelon-lover, just finished a bowl of that lovely melon.
** Oddly enough, this statement pleases me greatly, is almost alluring -- would you GET your minds out of the gutter?! Sheesh! I haven't even gone there yet!! -- because it hints that he's not puritanical, that he's open-minded, that he's ... really allergic to watermelon.
You taste like ass, he says as I nuzzle him. Or melon*. One of the two. He pauses. I think I'd rather taste ass than melon**.
Honesty. I highly recommend it.
* In his defence, he is allergic to melon, and I, a watermelon-lover, just finished a bowl of that lovely melon.
** Oddly enough, this statement pleases me greatly, is almost alluring -- would you GET your minds out of the gutter?! Sheesh! I haven't even gone there yet!! -- because it hints that he's not puritanical, that he's open-minded, that he's ... really allergic to watermelon.