It aint gonna rain

[stormlorde]

It aint gonna rain is a childrens song rewritten tp include original verses and bits of doggerel. I have sung it for all of my nieces and nephews who contributed a number of verses, most of which have been lost over the years as all of my nieces and nephews are now in college. Now I have a brandy new 9 month all niece who is liking the song so I am looking to beef it up, any one with an appropriate nonsense verse,or who feels like jumping in and writing something feel free.

It aint gona rain no more

Oh it aint gonna rain no more no more
it aint gonna rain no more
How the heck am I gonna wash my neck
if it aint gonna rain no more (refrain)

Betty went to school one day
she stood upon the steeple
took of her shoes and socks
and threw them at the people (by Katie Coffwy age 4)

(Refrain)

Hello operator
Get me number nine
train is in the station
hope that its on time (dogerrel)

(refrain)

Betty had a weasal
his name was hoosker doo
he followed her to school one day
tell me wouldnt you (John Jackmin circa 1995)

(refrain)

Ling Ling is serious
Winnie is the pooh
Ernie really loves to laugh
Elmo just loves you (Just wrote)

(refrain)

Any additions would be welcome.

Be well.