Comments | stopthat_destro: [124] Another Day, ANOTHER FAILURE // Voice.

stopthat_destro

[124] Another Day, ANOTHER FAILURE // Voice.

Mar 28, 2011 23:06

[There's a lonnnng awkward pause. Rex starts a few times, then stops. Starts again, stops. Finally...]

I... ah. I lost Harper.

[Doop doop another awkward pause.]

So, if anybody finds a small feral child...

...

You should probably send him to the infirmary. He's filthy and potentially full of diseases.

[Muttering:] I hate kids...

flood: babysitting, harperrrr!, rex + failure = otp

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{Video} youriseyoushine March 29 2011, 04:10:17 UTC

Kids, stupid kids! How can you want to find a kid; all there is kids, stupid kids! You should be throwing a party!

{Muttering,} Kids, stupid kids.

{Video} stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:12:08 UTC

Were you defeated by a band of spunky youths before arriving here?

{Video} youriseyoushine March 29 2011, 04:51:55 UTC

Defeated? I have never been defeated, and definitely not by kids! I don't think you realise who I am.

{Video} stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:54:04 UTC

I'm afraid I don't. Who are you?

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inhistorybooks March 29 2011, 04:15:03 UTC

How'd you lose your kid?

stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:15:56 UTC

He's not my kid! If he were my kid, he would at least have a basic concept of hygiene!

inhistorybooks March 29 2011, 04:19:00 UTC

Well, how'm I supposed to know if he's your kid or not? You said you lost him.

stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:24:27 UTC

Has anyone here referred to any of the children as their own?

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championoftime March 29 2011, 04:27:19 UTC

I'll give him an examination.

[He would ask for you to come help but he might get flayed alive for the suggestion.] If someone can capture him, that is.

stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:28:49 UTC

Thank you, Doctor.

He can be very... elusive. And he seems to believe I'm an alien.

championoftime March 29 2011, 04:34:45 UTC

Have you tried putting out a trail of skittles yet?

stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:41:19 UTC

I don't think he knows what they are. He'll likely consider it poison.

[Video] aye_cun_finally March 29 2011, 04:53:17 UTC

Why do I have the feeling if he were an elapidae you might have had better luck minding him?

[Video] stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:54:40 UTC

Because they're far more manageable than children.

[Video] aye_cun_finally March 29 2011, 04:57:38 UTC

They get you into less trouble, as well.

[Video] stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:59:11 UTC

Yet another reason why their company is preferable.

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doctor_j_crane March 29 2011, 04:57:20 UTC

I'm considering whether we should just lock them all in zero and get Paddy to feed them.

stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 04:59:32 UTC

For once, I agree with you.

[Filtered against Amanda, Hoffman and Arthas. Sorry, violent bros.] doctor_j_crane March 29 2011, 05:01:20 UTC

Obviously, we're all far too ill equipped to deal with them. Not to mention that Arthas, Hoffman or Amanda could decide to go on a killing spree at any moment.

[No filters for Rex :CCCC] stopthat_destro March 29 2011, 05:05:45 UTC

They could always be preemptively thrown into Zero instead.

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