[124] Another Day, ANOTHER FAILURE // Voice.

[stopthat_destro]

[There's a lonnnng awkward pause. Rex starts a few times, then stops. Starts again, stops. Finally...]

I... ah. I lost Harper.

[Doop doop another awkward pause.]

So, if anybody finds a small feral child...

...

You should probably send him to the infirmary. He's filthy and potentially full of diseases.

[Muttering:] I hate kids...

Comments

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

Kids, stupid kids! How can you want to find a kid; all there is kids, stupid kids! You should be throwing a party!

{Muttering,} Kids, stupid kids.

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

Were you defeated by a band of spunky youths before arriving here?

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

Defeated? I have never been defeated, and definitely not by kids! I don't think you realise who I am.

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

I'm afraid I don't. Who are you?

{Video 1/2}

[youriseyoushine]

{Stands up tall.}

{Poses.}

{Victorious hand in the air.}

{Heroic posturing.}

{Waaaait for it...}

I

{Waaaaaaaaaaait for it...}

{Video 2/2}

[youriseyoushine]

AM PROFESSOR FATE!

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

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...

...

[That's a pretty cool name.]

Ah. Well... Professor Fate. I'm Doctor Rex Lewis. A pleasure.

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

{Long, scrutinising stare.}

You don't look like a doctor.

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

How do I not look like a doctor?

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

I don't know! You don't have a white coat.

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

I do have one; I'm just not wearing it right now!

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

What kind of doctor doesn't wear their white coat?

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

Me!

[Being Rex, he says this as dramatically as humanly possible.]

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

You're a Me doctor? That's not a real kind of doctor.

{Video}

[stopthat_destro]

And where did you get your credentials, Professor?

{Video}

[youriseyoushine]

I am the one asking questions here! You don't ask questions; you're the one that doesn't even look like a real doctor!

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{Mutters} Columbia.