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[123] Homework // Voice.

Mar 25, 2011 20:05

[Apparently, Rex really wants to get punched in the face, so he's posting. He sounds pretty together right now, as he's... LARGELY over his whiny phase. Largely.]Do you know why it keeps happening? The hostile takeovers, the murders, the cyclical hatred? Do you ( Read more... )

harper gives homework now, misery loves company, harperrrr!, omnom hypocrisy, rex is a drama queen, supervillainy 101, not happy.

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Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 01:21:53 UTC

[Dramatic sigh. And then, in a mockingly sad tone:]

I'm so sorry for anything I might have done that would have driven you to this. Obviously, I was a terrible person. I should have done more. I should have listened to you and...and maybe then nothing bad would have happened. I promise it will never happen again.

But now I will go off and do the exact same thing over again. Because I never really learn. [Chuckle.] I never will.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 01:47:44 UTC

Would you like a round of applause for that well-acted summary of life on the Barge?

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 01:54:20 UTC

I would, actually.

It might make scrubbing floors more tolerable.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:03:15 UTC

[GOLFCLAP.]

That's all you have? Custodial duty? [SMILEY VOICE.]

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 02:06:36 UTC

Stop. Or it will descend into something worse.

I think it helped that I didn't kill him.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:12:51 UTC

[SNICKER SNICKER] It must have taken a remarkable amount of restraint.

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 02:24:19 UTC

Not as much as you'd think. He's more amusing alive.

At least he follows directions well.

When are you getting out? I'm bored and I don't know how to get past this...um...level.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:27:22 UTC

Tomorrow. [SIGH.] Which level?

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 02:29:45 UTC

Good.

It's much like the others, only more difficult. I will show you tomorrow.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:32:03 UTC

Is it a water level? Ice? One of the gimmicky ones? [Pause.] I'm bored. Just describe it to me.

Voice to Video inhumandog March 26 2011, 02:35:55 UTC

You're bored. In Zero. That's so surprising.

...It's water. I keep dying. [And he gets frustrated so...VIDEO. He shows Rex the screen.]

Right at this section.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:44:42 UTC

Oh.

[Hrrnnngh. HE HATES THIS LEVEL.]

That one's certainly difficult. [Then, amused:] I'm surprised you got that far.

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 02:49:28 UTC

You are so helpful. I've had a lot of time to practice.

And I'm ignoring your lack of faith in my skills.

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 02:52:11 UTC

I can tell. As for the level... [READY FOR THE MOST USEFUL ADVICE EVER?] Get a flower and try not to get hit.

Voice inhumandog March 26 2011, 03:04:52 UTC

...[Flatly:] Thanks.

Do it for me tomorrow?

Voice stopthat_destro March 26 2011, 03:05:57 UTC

Of course.

[Inside he's thinking: SHIT, ANA ALWAYS BEAT THIS LEVEL FOR ME BAWWWW]

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