[114] Lord Voldemort is my Homeboy // Video.

[stopthat_destro]

[Rex is THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE right now. Because his useful superpower is... that he can speak parseltongue. Basically. So, he's got his bitchin' Eastern Indigo out, and they're having a great conversation with each other. Too bad nobody can understand what they're saying... unless your character can, for some reason, in which case you can

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[so_meretricious]

Doctor Lewis, you are hissing.

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[stopthat_destro]

[GLEEFUL:] I know!

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[so_meretricious]

It is not a typical decorous behaviour.

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[stopthat_destro]

It's no more abnormal than giving another the courtesy of a conversation in their native tongue.

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[so_meretricious]

You are professing to communicate with your ophidians?

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[stopthat_destro]

For the duration of the flood, at least.

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[so_meretricious]

What have they revealed to you?

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[stopthat_destro]

That their minds are a good deal less primitive than most studies would suggest. Tiamat, in particular, has retained some very... [Shudder.] vivid memories.

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[so_meretricious]

Perhaps you might employ them as reconnaissance agents.

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[stopthat_destro]

That isn't a bad idea, Mr. Holmes. [He's smiiiiiling-- but, then his brain works through the logistics of it. One snake is bright orange, the other is big, thick and black, and the third... actually, he could be a suitable... NO. Stop, Rex. As if on cue, spiderbot skitters across his desk, reminding him that he sort of has a reconnaissance... thing... for now.] But these are my companions, nothing more.

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[so_meretricious]

I am glad to hear that, Doctor Lewis. One wouldn't wish to find such beloved creatures working their way into sensitive situations.

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[stopthat_destro]

Especially not with how ruthless the people here can be. [THE JERKS.]

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[so_meretricious]

Indeed, I cannot imagine all aboard to share your passions.