[114] Lord Voldemort is my Homeboy // Video.
[Rex is THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE right now. Because his useful superpower is... that he can speak parseltongue. Basically. So, he's got his bitchin' Eastern Indigo out, and they're having a great conversation with each other. Too bad nobody can understand what they're saying... unless your character can, for some reason, in which case you can assume Rex and his snake are sharing bitchy gossip about people on the Barge. Rex pauses and chuckles, then looks at the camera.]
This is incredible. I never knew snakes could be so witty. Tiamat has quite the gift for puns... Now. Normally, I would consider them to be the lowest form of humor... [Bitter murmuring:] Right below dirty limericks... But the wordplay is positively--
[Tiamat hisses something. He stops and widens his eyes, looking at his snake in horror.]
What-- How dare you?! [Swapping back to hissing now, but it translates as:] And on camera, no less!
[He quickly flings his hand over the camera and then shuts it off.]
[OOC: LOOK, WHEN YOU SHARE YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR PETS, THEY SEE EVERYTHING.]
This is incredible. I never knew snakes could be so witty. Tiamat has quite the gift for puns... Now. Normally, I would consider them to be the lowest form of humor... [Bitter murmuring:] Right below dirty limericks... But the wordplay is positively--
[Tiamat hisses something. He stops and widens his eyes, looking at his snake in horror.]
What-- How dare you?! [Swapping back to hissing now, but it translates as:] And on camera, no less!
[He quickly flings his hand over the camera and then shuts it off.]
[OOC: LOOK, WHEN YOU SHARE YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR PETS, THEY SEE EVERYTHING.]