This is it, my last heart-felt message to the masses ( Read more... )

Toothing?

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By The Sword
Emilie Autumn'Days of Old' I tell my restless mind ( Read more... )

"We won't go the extra mile, meet anyone halfway, and if, somehow, somewhere, in our pathetic daily wanderings, if some misfortune drops at our feet and splatters like a Taco Supreme, we don't commence to tidying up the floor and getting on with our lives. We start making a litigious radar sweep of the room, seeing if there's anyone in ( Read more... )

I saw the hotel wherefrom Michael Jackson dangled his baby ( Read more... )

"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well ( Read more... )

Does anybody else hate LiveJournal?
This won't be around too much longer, that I promise you.

God...I hate this crap.
Take me home, country roads...

HELP!
OK, thank you. Now, I need some help. I have 2 weeks to fill with something, anything. May 7-19. I'm looking at Barcelona, but even so I won't stay there for 2 weeks. Any ideas ( Read more... )

"Windows of opportunity close too fast ( Read more... )

"I believe the government has not only a right but an obligation to lie to the people."
-Jody Powell, Nightline (ABC News),
October 26, 1983
i didnt say it ( Read more... )

: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Desie shook her head. "Who'd even want one of those?"
carl hiaasensick puppy2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first ( Read more... )