Comments | stoney321: Note to self:

stoney321

Note to self:

Jul 07, 2009 20:05

do NOT read textsfromlastnight.com when both drinking and when putting a slice of pizza in your mouth. It hurts, and not in that fun way. Things like ( this shouldn't be in public, and yet... )

awwwwwspam!, links

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stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:12:19 UTC

Isn't that hilarious? I marvel every morning. (I have this on my google reader.)

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stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:30:41 UTC

My friend turned me on to it, and I can't have a day go by where I don't read it. IT IS GLORIOUS.

fabrisse July 8 2009, 01:12:39 UTC

Deary, deary me. *G*

stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:21:13 UTC

I just... I will NEVER tire of listening to people say foolish things. Never.

dovil July 8 2009, 01:21:03 UTC

I would like to thank you and the opportunity of discovering of why New Jersey is the brunt of all jokes - the truth makes it that much funnier.

I WANT PIZZA AND WINE! Move over!

stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:22:40 UTC

LOL.

I just pulled pizza #2 out of the oven! It has mushrooms and pepperoni and basil from the garden. (Oregano and tomatoes, too.)

I had a dream the other night where you and I went on an extravagant trek across the globe for three weeks. We enjoyed ourselves, it that tells you anything. I have crazy wanderlust!!!)

dovil July 8 2009, 01:34:00 UTC

Oh god, that pizza sounds divine! It would be even better with pinenuts on it, but hey, I don't mean to judge your sub-par pizza making skills. (Basil from the garden, excuse me while I drool everywhere and fart slightly from bending over to grab a tissue).

http://www.roundtheworldflights.co.nz/

That's what I'M talking about! I have itchy feet so badly and once the tinea is cured I so want to travel again - and travelling with you? That would be gold, because you like doing what I like doing, walking and eating. Plus drinking, though I feel cheated that we've never simulatiously been drunk together, just tiddly drunk, not the proper losing control of our bowels, drunk.

stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:37:43 UTC

Mmmm, pinenuts are goooooood. your fart, however, smells of elderberry wine. Weird.

AHHHH!!! I want to go on that trip with you!! And one of my goals that has to be accomplished before I get too old is to get pants shitting drunk with you. Because I want us to have memories that last forever.

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gabzilla July 8 2009, 01:25:43 UTC

(402): apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"

Ok, I lost it right there.. This is a horribly wonderful find, thanks.

stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:31:12 UTC

You bet. Oh man, I almost C&P'd that in the original post, too! :D

demonqueen666 July 8 2009, 01:40:32 UTC

(313): I wish costco sold astroglide.
(248): i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.

Hahaha!! My god, some of these are almost like inadvertant POETRY. (The "Edward Cullen of sluts" one is made of inappropriate win, seriously.)

stoney321 July 8 2009, 01:43:51 UTC

I just added an ETA to the post, too.

Warning: you might spend HOURS reading these and laughing your ass off.

your icon made me laugh so hard that I had to put down my wine glass. WELL PLAYED, MADAM.

demonqueen666 July 8 2009, 01:47:24 UTC

What can I say? My choice of icons may be random at best, but I try to hang on to some really really good ones.

the_soul_of_wit July 8 2009, 13:51:50 UTC

Bartok!! <3 <3 <3