Note to self:
do NOT read textsfromlastnight.com when both drinking and when putting a slice of pizza in your mouth. It hurts, and not in that fun way. Things like
(917): yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and
(717): You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and
(609): You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
(1-609): Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
[ETA] (720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
LOLOLOL!!!! Omg, check out the "Best Night Ever" tab. Solid freaking gold.
How am I supposed to not read that stuff? HOW? Oh man, sometimes they hit on some GOLD. Wow. Nothing is every between just two people any more, never forget that, yo.
This post brought to you by my waiting for children to go to bed so I can watch Cannibal Holocaust and by a bottle of a lovely Tuscan Red. :)
(917): yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and
(717): You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and
(609): You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
(1-609): Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
[ETA] (720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
LOLOLOL!!!! Omg, check out the "Best Night Ever" tab. Solid freaking gold.
How am I supposed to not read that stuff? HOW? Oh man, sometimes they hit on some GOLD. Wow. Nothing is every between just two people any more, never forget that, yo.
This post brought to you by my waiting for children to go to bed so I can watch Cannibal Holocaust and by a bottle of a lovely Tuscan Red. :)