Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such educational films as:

[stoney321]

"Lead Paint: Delicious, But Deadly" and "Dig Your Own Grave And Save!" So, I got an audition call for later today for an industry film, and I'm very excited to become a Troy McClure, if you will. And you will. Which means that I'm thinking of all the hilarious Troy McClure moments on the Simpsons, and that makes me happy.

Troy: Nothing beats a

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[bitchygrrl]

Break a leg babe.
The Troy McClure moments started my day with a smile. :)

[stoney321]

Thanks - oh, Troy. Man, I miss Phil Hartman.

[brunettepet]

While you were laughing I was looking at the television in horror. Lies, lies and more lies and the American people are going to eat this up with a spoon. The Troy McClure moments have brightened my day.

I hope you have your own Troy McClure moments captured on film!

[stoney321]

Oh, I wasn't laughing last night. It was SO HARd to not change the channel. (I had to look away for most of Rudy's speech. What a gas bag he is.)

haha, me, too! "I've hate every one from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee..."

[drusplace]

Have fun at he audition! Go Stoney!!!

[stoney321]

Thanks!

[elisi]

Oh Troy McClure... *profound love*

And US politics are freaky. I dearly wish I had a timetravel machine right now...

ETA: And good luck! *waves pom-poms*

Why can't I spell? WHY?

[stoney321]

Well, this election year at least we have two very interesting candidates, instead of the lesser of two evils like the last two elections. (And hey, we're not as bad as most places, Zimbabwe, I'm looking at you!)

[swmbo]

Hahahahah. NO JOKE. I wish I'd been with you watching it, though. I was torn between laughter and rage and grumbling.

[stoney321]

I was knitting all during Guiliani's speech so I wouldn't have to look at his rotten face. Listening to him is bad enough...

[swmbo]

Oh god. I could only listen to a couple minutes of his, then I had to NOT WATCH.

[stoney321]

it was the attacks on intellectualism that had me fuming. Every one of them, mocking Obama for being erudite and intelligent!! Uh....

I have one word to counter that argument: Strategery.

Wait, no, another one: New-kyoo-ler.