Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such educational films as:

[stoney321]

"Lead Paint: Delicious, But Deadly" and "Dig Your Own Grave And Save!" So, I got an audition call for later today for an industry film, and I'm very excited to become a Troy McClure, if you will. And you will. Which means that I'm thinking of all the hilarious Troy McClure moments on the Simpsons, and that makes me happy.

Troy: Nothing beats a

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[swmbo]

Hahahahah. NO JOKE. I wish I'd been with you watching it, though. I was torn between laughter and rage and grumbling.

[stoney321]

I was knitting all during Guiliani's speech so I wouldn't have to look at his rotten face. Listening to him is bad enough...

[swmbo]

Oh god. I could only listen to a couple minutes of his, then I had to NOT WATCH.

[stoney321]

it was the attacks on intellectualism that had me fuming. Every one of them, mocking Obama for being erudite and intelligent!! Uh....

I have one word to counter that argument: Strategery.

Wait, no, another one: New-kyoo-ler.

[swmbo]

Oh god, and mocking him for CONSULTING WITH EXPERTS. Wow. He actually has the ability to admit he doesn't know everything and he should get different perspectives? Really? That's CRAZY talk.

[stoney321]

Well, Swm, he *is* just a community organizer.

*cough* like a mayor of a town of 9000, for example.

[dlgood]

It is funny seeing Rudy "we need to change the laws to make me mayor for life because no one else can possibly do it" Guilliani suddenly discover that small-town mayors make great leaders.

[brainchild129]

Well, after dissing both Chicago and its hometown candidate, had better steer clear of Illinois, or the 9.5 million or so residents of Chicago and its suburbs will come to KICK HIS ASS.

(Me? Angry? How on earth could you tell?)