You know, I almost flocked this thinking there was the potential for wank. But you know what? i'm writing a freaking BOOK about Mormons, so I should be able to hold my own and laugh about it, you know? :D
Wait! What happens when Bella has her period?liz_marcsAugust 27 2008, 14:43:00 UTC
Seriously.
I have yet to even read an answer (let alone read the question). If Bella smells so yummy (which...ew!) shouldn't her actually bleeding for 5 days every month force Edward to deal with his oral fixation issues?
Does Bella get to enjoy Edward's cunnilingus frenzy?
Or instead of cowboying up, does Eddie go hunting for polar bears that week?
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**tries to stop laughing**
*dies*
thank you, thank you. Now i do *not* have to read this book. Not that i was, but, jesus this got published??!!!!
*facepalm x's 1,000*
and i SO need an Angel icon that says 'I DON'T SPARKLE'
sheesh.
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exactly.
oh, those silly vampires. what were we thinking liking them all broody and bloody and violent and cruel. Clearly our vampires are so very inferior.
*shakes head*
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I am dying.
I absolutely can't wait for more. ♥
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----->Floves your brain liek woah!
I'm one of those who learned everything I needed to know (or wanted to know) about Twilight from Fandom Wank.
This? This is beautiful. Glorious, even.
I hope you're prepared when you get flooded with Mormon/Twlight wank because your inbox is gonna assplode.
*sends happy laughter in your general direction*
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I have yet to even read an answer (let alone read the question). If Bella smells so yummy (which...ew!) shouldn't her actually bleeding for 5 days every month force Edward to deal with his oral fixation issues?
Does Bella get to enjoy Edward's cunnilingus frenzy?
Or instead of cowboying up, does Eddie go hunting for polar bears that week?
Inquiring minds want to know!
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:D
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