This post is my "Catwoman."

[stoney321]

Because they can't all be "Monster's Ball." Okay, I know four of you are laughing.

Reasons I Should Have My Own Back-hoe

• digging is fun
• digging without making your back flip through pre-Born Again Anne Rice novels for appropriate curses on your person is far more fun
• I enjoy saying "back hoe" as it conjures up images of a spare whore, which I

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[elcazavampiros]

I'm gonna get to see the only baby in our family (my great-nephew Wyatt) on the 7th. He was such a good baby when he was here.

I think you should get a back ho. Max agrees that digging is fun. He has his own little digging area and goes to town. In fact he's there now enjoying the Oklahoma sun.

<-- my leetle boy. *SNIFF!*

[stoney321]

Poor little weiner dog with only OK sun to warm him. Heh.

BABIES. I literally teared up when he grinned at me. I AM SUCH A SAP. I want all the babies. I just don't want all the KIDS.

[stoney321]

hahahahaha!! whatev. No.

BACK HO. OR. Because - let's face it, I'm too femme to be a dyke - it could help me lure one. Because I won't lie to you. Muscley, short-haired girls with sweet faces do something to me.

[stoney321]

Here we go:
petite and delicate, with an inner steel, funky glasses a bonus
athletic and taller than me, girl-next-door looks - nothing showy
full on steel-worker dyke with a page-boy hair cut and a pretty face

Mostly #1, followed by 2 and duh I wrote them in order.

Boys:
Minimun of 6 ft., dark hair, light eyes, broad shoulders, good ass, STRONG thighs (guh) smart and sassy. = Mr. S and almost every boy I ever dated.

And not really a fan of the blonde. No offense. (not you, anyone reading)

[menomegirl]

*looks out my window* Dude, it's like rainy and nasty! You have sunshine?

Well!

I obviously live in the wrong part of the state today. *grumbles* Was gonna plant my tomatoes today but nooooooooo!, it had to rain.

Does a garden ho count?

[stoney321]

One word: TEXAS. There's like... fifteen different climates at any given moment here.

Who you calling a ho? Heh. Gack! Get them 'maters in the ground ASAP! (can't remember: north, south, central Texas?)

[menomegirl]

LOL! This is true.

Southeast Texas. I still have time to get them planted but not much. *grins*

[stoney321]

I *knew* you had mentioned that before... Sorry! And yeah - get them in quick! (off hand remark, I'm a Master Gardener for the state - lemme know if you need good resources in our area for plants, help, etc.)

[floweringjudas]

What book! What book! *is 1/4-way through "Going Postal"*

[stoney321]

Oooh! "Bones" by Fae Myenne Ng.

Is yours good? (I'm loving mine.)

Also: THETANS.

[floweringjudas]

Cool!

Yeah, is pretty good! Discworld. You know. Bits with Vetinari (and Drumknott omg slash) to squee over.

...Bzuh? I know it's a 'Tology thing but. ...Bzuh?

[cruisn4alawsuit]

AH! Discworld is on my summer reading list. I am a bad SF/fantasy girl for not having read any of them. I will correct this one day!

(and that was a subtle mention of Tom. Thetans - the aliens living inside you, making you sad and making you believe in Jesus.)

[beadattitude]

::blinks a lot:: Um, I have some flannel shirts I could send you? For the dykeatude?

Your neighbor worships Right Triangles? What would that be, A conservative Archimedian?

"Back ho" is funny, and could also mean that you had a ho with pretty sweet back.

The one thing? Small boys and construction vehicles. Probably not best to mix.

[stoney321]

I don't think I can pull it off, but I WILL TRY.

Right ANGLES. (hahaha to your joke, though!!) Every shrub, plant and TREE gets pruned a minimum of once a week into a rectangle.

TREES. He edges his lawn (a pair of perfect rectangles) with precision twice a week. He doesn't look like he ENJOYS this work, yet he performs these tasks without fail.

It's impressive - and exasperating. (I fuggin' HATE leaf blowers. HATE.)