Sep 02, 2005 11:55
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A ST. MARY’S GIRL WHEN…
1. Your backpack weighs more than your little sister
2. Sleeping in to 7:00 is something to celebrate.
3. Your dominant hand is frozen in the position you hold a pen.
4. Your computer never has the chance to go to sleep.
5. You wake up with English homework stuck to your cheek.
6. You are making a to do list, and have to write, ‘go to bed.’
7. Your alarm clock wakes you up at 6 sharp even on the weekends.
8. You can tell the bum with the dreads on 6th and Market apart from the bum with the dreads on 6th and Main.
9. You are able to tune out that screamer on the 70 by starting your homework.
10. You have perfected the art of doing your math homework, talking to your friends and listening to CDs on the bus between school and home.
11. You find it hard to believe your friends at other schools can get to bed before 10:30.
13. You are asked about your social life, and respond with tings like talking about homework and teachers over AIM.
14. A loud noise outside the classroom can make your day.
15. Theatre is not just an after school activity, but a lifestyle.
16. You sing along with St. Michael’s Bells.
17. You are able to tune out ambulances, fire trucks and such to get your sleep.
18. Your teachers actually expect you to be able to quote Shakespeare.
19. Your best friends dyed her hair blue and you just noticed
20. Your locker is a shrine; and no matter what Sr. Linda says
21. You can’t remember the last time you ate dinner with your family.
22. Assemblies mean partay!!!! well duh we are so peppy hehehe
23. Your score on the math test means more to you than your score with the opposite sex.
24. You can’t go a day without hearing the words ‘coffee’ and ‘mocha.’
25. You freak when you have homework in fewer than 3 classes.
26. You understand the phrase ‘leave room for the holy spirit.’
27. You are not phased by the alarm that goes off randomly in the middle of class.
28. Missing the bus aggravates you.
29. The letter A is the norm and great significance to you, but you can’t seem to remember what the other letters of the alphabet are for or what they are lol
30. Friday afternoons and evenings are worshipped. Saturdays too.
31. You feel as though you are missing something when you walk into school in the morning without that coffee.
32. You read the scribbles on your desk to tune out that lecture.
33. Sprit week has nothing to do with school spirit, it’s all about winning!
34. TV is a strange foreign electric box.
35. Your fingers randomly start typing on an imaginary keyboard.
36. Your parents are on the computer, and you yell ‘SAVE’ every 5 minutes.
37. Your private life is non-existent.
38. You don’t understand the meaning of the word ‘sleep.’
39. It seems that all the teachers are competing against each other to see who can give out the most homework.
40. You develop carpal-tunnel your freshman year.
41. The window washer guy is great entertainment!!
42. You freak when you lose your lucky pen for those exams.
43. You come to school when you’re sick because staying home would bring more stress and make you even more sick.
44. You scream ‘CAMERON!’ when your computer freaks, even if you are home.
45. You can spell anticlimactic, but not ov.
46. Spell check is your friend.
47. Each scantron has a different emotion.
48. You try to ‘figure out the pattern’ on scantrons.
49. You are now nocturnal.
50. You start bringing your backpack to bed as your pillow, as your bed away from bed is the hallway.
51. ‘it’s 3 o’clock, and you are loved,’ is your response when asked the time.
52. You know a priest who raps
53. You appreciate the comfort of a carpeted floor.
54. You walk around school without socks and shoes on but maybe the occasional slippers.