I don't post much...

[stolle]

but I feel obligated to, due to a sudden rash of recent posts by a very dear friend concerning today's weather:

Tornadoes are for pussies. I took a walk because the lights went out. Wearing my awesome straw hat.

Just because the idiots on the news make something out to be a big deal doesn't mean it actually is as bad as they say. And it wasn't.

Invest in a hat.