All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy…

[stolen_property]

I just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning dishes. It is important to note that I did not make this mess. The mess was made by the wonderful people that seem to frequent this house. Oddly enough it wasn’t a leprechaun or garden gnome. Most people think they are mischievous but really they live under my bed and make cotton candy (ok that may not

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[anonymous]

JeSsIcA: You can do my dishes anytime, but you're on your own for the cotton candy making...

[stolen_property]

puft if you can't even buy me off with cotton candy I will say good day to you madame!

[evil_jackie]

moon walk in swimming trunks? hehe. :)

[stolen_property]

yes with my hairy "Neil Diamond" legs. That's either a horrible B Movie or just pure sex lol.

[stolen_property]

Lol, I could say the same for you. I have just been busy with work, life and plots of world domination.

[diamondvamp]

haha my boyfriends parents and grandmother are out of town for the month and its just him and his brother living in their house right now. they have dishes piled to the ceiling and no clean clothes. i went over there last night and had to cook them dinner because they'd been living off McDonalds for 2 weeks. why am i telling you this? because my boyfriend was also wearing swimtrunks and doesn't have a pool. his grandmother usually does the laundry and he couldn't find any shorts...

[stolen_property]

Grandmother doing laundry......hmmmmmmmmm *rubs chin*.....yes let's put the old people to work! lol...Sadly I can't claim it was a laundry day.

[diamondvamp]

hahah indeed! well his mum works all day and doens't usually get home till gone midnight and his dad doens't know how to do laundry so his grandmother does it. she likes to keep busy.

you could turn the bathtub into a pool. fill it with cold water and lay there with a drink with an umbrella in it. it could work.

[stolen_property]

Actually I have tried that but with my 6'2" frame my ass always end's up out of the water or my legs are sprawled over to the side. Although if I had a stiff enough drink I suppose I wouldn't care too much where I was sitting lol.

[neroribena]

haha. you make me crack up so much.

can i come along a watch you do the dishes next time? I'll even wear my red bikini! :D

[stolen_property]

A red bikini you say? *evil smirk* I can't be held responsible if you get wet! lol

[neroribena]

you going to hose me down then??

[stolen_property]

HA!...it's all about accidental water displacement.....do you think I am some sort of pervert? Heavens nooooooo *bats eyelashes* lol