I need more friends on here.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped head_psychic hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for head_psychic (10 points). Last week I put money in head_psychic's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I pushed head_psychic in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (534 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
stole-yourseat