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Chacko: Once upon a time the Queen of Nashville made a decree
Mrs. Stewart: Due to the fact that my son is at the age to marry, I shall hold a contest to find a suitable wife, and future queen.
Chacko: Every maiden in the land traveled to Nashville for the contest that was to take place
Chacko: Welcome to auditions for “Future Queen of Nashville”! I’m your host, Ryan Syfoam! Auditions will begin soon. Your topic will be “What would you do if you were queen?” You have ten minutes from ten minutes ago to get ready, so let’s get started! Princess number one, come one down! Princess number one, what would you do if you were queen?
Briana: I’m pretty!
Chacko: Yes that nice, what about the question?
Briana: Question? Oh! Yes! Well, if I was queen the first thing I would do is give everyone makeovers. You look like you could use one yourself
Chacko: Okay thank you! Princess number two, what would you do if you were queen?
Genell: Well I’m super duper smart, so the first thing I would do is banish all the stupid people in the kingdom! Then I would make school really, really long, so people will get smarter, like me! Then I would abolish monarchy, and make Nashville a democracy.
Chacko: That sounds super duper! Good luck with that. And now, last but not least, Princess number three! Princess number three, what would you do if you were queen?
Sonnet: If I were queen of Nashville I would improve working conditions, and raise salaries of the peasants, and I would work my hardest to create general love-thy-neighbor feeling throughout the kingdom.
Chacko: How touching. Now the queen and I must confer [pretends to whisper about the winner with the queen] And the winner is…drum roll please…Princess number three! Congratulations!
Chacko: Princess number three married the prince and made princesses one and two her official royal advisors.
All: And everyone lived happily ever!